1) Work up courage to kill self
2) Kill self
3)Â in the event of an afterlife see (3a,3b,3c) below, if not proceed to (4)
3a) if heaven, then find god and kick his/her/its ass for creating such a crappy world. Proceed to hell (3b)
3b) if hell, then kill self again. Repeat as necessary until the end of time (go to step 4)
3c) if reincarnation, same as 3b
4) In the event of nonexistence, congratulations you win
8 comments
4 please
I think 4 is what happens. Interesting how you’ve outlined it like this-very nice.
If nonexistence after death were true, then there is no “win” to enjoy. L0L
Oh my goodness. Instead of outlining all these steps, you could have outlined ways to survive and find your way out of your misery instead.
Awesome.
i’m sure it’s 4. believe in 4 and 4 it will be. and if there is a higher power, it should allow us to have our 4. 🙂
Door #4 please
Aren’t you clever. Are you a writer by any chance? Of course we’d all opt for 4 but I’m a realist, there is no afterlife. When you’re dead that’s it. You don’t have to live, think, feel, suffer, yeah that’s definitely the most enticing part of suicide.