I wish I could pinpoint the exact reason why I feel what I feel, or don’t feel?
I’m not a hideous person.
I’m an educated person.
I have a job.
I have a home.
I have a vehicle.
I have friends.
I have family.
I’ve had lovers.
But there’s something missing.
So I fill that empty spot with destructive fillers.
Tonights filler: Beer….Mmmmm.
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Than yea that is odd,Usually people know why they are unhappy,and you sound textbook perfect
maybe you have a small form of aspergers or autisuim
I’ve met plenty of people who had no idea why they felt the ways they felt, and many who thought they were sure how everything fits together, but then realize just how wrong they are.
Can you drink all 24 beers in one evening? That’s impressive.
( I can’t go past 18 or 19).
also: nice floor.
I’ve only been clinically diagnosed with a.d.d. and something along the lines of bipolar manic depressive, or some crazy shenanigans like that.
I usually get to about beer 14 and think I’m Superman.
What happens after that, well, some things are better left unsaid.
Hey, thanks for noticing my floor.
I redid all my floors one week when I was being antisocial.
I changed my voicemail to “The caller you are trying to reach has been incarcerated. Please call the Bannock County Courthouse and schedule a visit. Thank you.”
That was a good week.
The following week, not so good.
Have you done flooring before, or was this your first time? There are all sorts of instructional videos online to help do-it-yourselfers install hardwood flooring.
I wanted to put hardwood floors in my last place, but it was very expensive. The estimates ranged from $18-22k, (to hire someone to come in and do the work), so I kept the crappy carpet and didn’t worry about it.
Eventually I sold the house, so I’m glad I didn’t go the hardwood route.
That looks like a bleached oak, or maple maybe?
(My first choice was Australian Cypress).
lol@ VM answer message
You should totally use “The caller you are trying to reach, has been abducted by aliens, is currently being anally probed, and will likely be dumped naked in a forest, and subsequently committed to a preliminary observational stay, at a mental health facility, with a high risk of long-term, and/or indefinite institutionalization, upon attempting to reintegrate with society… Please leave a message.”
Or something similarly outrageous.
It’s a bleached red oak.
I really wanted to go with the Tropical Engineered handscraped Acacia, but that would have cost me about three times as much as the oak.
My brother-in-law used to do a lot of remodels.
I learned quite a bit from him.
I can tile like there’s no tomorrow.
You know I always say…
If I had a house, if I had a lover, if I had a car that was nice, if I had lots of money… I’d be happy, I’d be fixed.
But, reading this, I don’t think that’s going to happen. Fuck. lol