I think he would look me in the eye and say,
“Whenever you are sad think of how happy elliecats made you by posting that comment thing about what to do when your mad”
IF … and that’s an amazingly huge improbable “if” … but IF i was standing in front of a/the creator/god/whatever … he/she/it would say:
“You were wrong”
… to which i’d respond:
“Well, if you didn’t suck with such epic magnitude at your job, maybe i would have chose to believe – now clearly your marketing department needs serious help, so isn’t it fortuitous for you that i’m here to right the ship”
I’d like to play cards with God, maybe get some sushi. I’d love to beat Him at poker.
If he’s a musician, I’d ask him to play me a song.
I’d ask him if he’s a vegetarian, too.
Well, I believe that every person on the planet is a failure in God’s sight, but that’s why Jesus came to be a success in our place. But of course you’ve gotta repent of your sins and trust in him to save you and help you.
It would be cool if God were to smite down all of his self appointed representatives here on earth. God’s stock value would go up immeasurably in my estimation if He did.
Gotta agree with KF here … not that women are in anyway better or worse than men – just equally capable of epic cluster fucks … think sarah palin … she could fuck up a wet dream with an industrial strength vibrator and a 55 gallon drum of KY … nope – gender should not be at issue here regarding “creators”
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I’d hope “good job”
Do you think they read these posts?
I think he would look me in the eye and say,
“Whenever you are sad think of how happy elliecats made you by posting that comment thing about what to do when your mad”
YOUWILLNEVERKNOWME – thank you – that made me smile for real for the first time today.
🙂
IF … and that’s an amazingly huge improbable “if” … but IF i was standing in front of a/the creator/god/whatever … he/she/it would say:
“You were wrong”
… to which i’d respond:
“Well, if you didn’t suck with such epic magnitude at your job, maybe i would have chose to believe – now clearly your marketing department needs serious help, so isn’t it fortuitous for you that i’m here to right the ship”
sales dawg
I’d like to play cards with God, maybe get some sushi. I’d love to beat Him at poker.
If he’s a musician, I’d ask him to play me a song.
I’d ask him if he’s a vegetarian, too.
Well, I believe that every person on the planet is a failure in God’s sight, but that’s why Jesus came to be a success in our place. But of course you’ve gotta repent of your sins and trust in him to save you and help you.
“you need to be dressed properly to enter heaven”
It would be cool if God were to smite down all of his self appointed representatives here on earth. God’s stock value would go up immeasurably in my estimation if He did.
For starters the creator would have to be a man….
No woman could fuck up that badly.
If I met the creator I would have said “Well shit. You had me convinced you did not exist. The fuck’s your problem?”
If he spoke first I imagine he’d just point at me and laugh.
i have to disagree with the “no woman could fuck up that badly part”
well even if a woman could fuck up that badly, society would look much differently had it been fucked up by a woman
Gotta agree with KF here … not that women are in anyway better or worse than men – just equally capable of epic cluster fucks … think sarah palin … she could fuck up a wet dream with an industrial strength vibrator and a 55 gallon drum of KY … nope – gender should not be at issue here regarding “creators”
androgynous dawg
“we have been waiting.”
God would say, “Now you know, the ‘completeness’ of 12 !”
And I smile, and I hold his hand….tight.