Everyone falls off the wagon, and it hurts. So why climb back on? You know you just run the risk of getting another injury. Or, maybe someone pushed you off the wagon…why give them another chance
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just when you think you’ve heard it all
Umm…obviously so I can ‘jack it and troll everyone else on board by taking them to a Christian Rock (read: fuckin shitty) concert and laugh as their salty tears power my troll force unto infinity.
…or so I can achieve my retribution by finding who pushed me off and making them submit to me…twice…
Moral of the story? Unless you like getting your arse kicked by a group of random sociopaths, don’t plan on an enjoyable trip when flagging down a band wagon. Rather; be ready for war and the associated battles when dealing with life’s many dilemmas. A sawn-off Shotgun is handy to have too…just in case there’s any superheroes on board…y’know…
Or get all obstinate and build your own damn wagon and refuse to let those jerks on board when they’re hitchhiking on the highway. Let them eat some dust, dammit.