Oh, I just saw you were looking for me? And Kallian too… Damn, didn’t think y’all would miss my presence. Yes… I’ve been on a deep recon mission with elements of 1 EIC as a SIGINT analyst. But you didn’t get that from me… [DEPLOYS NINJA SMOKE SCREEN, COUGHS AND DISAPPEARS]
Other Disclaimer: “You think that you’re going to do all these great things. Stop thinking that. Shut up. Close your eyes. Just lie down. It’s for your own good.”
Disclaimer: “Anything you do in this life is your own responsability and will end up in the same place from were you come from, which is nowhere. All your struggles will be forgotten and all your efforts will be for nothing. You won’t be remembered for your good actions, and the bad ones will have no effect whatsoever in the long run. Having said that, hold on tight and enjoy the ride.”
“The cake was, is, and always will be a lie; Murphy was a grunt; The only good commie is a dead commie; An arrow to the knee is exactly that; Cardboard boxes are an effective means of camouflage in any environment; RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI; The only easy day was yesterday; Tomorrow never comes; Death by snu-snu is a preferable alternative to communism; Admin is not a place in China; Rubberneckers tend to get burnt; Men have two heads, but only enough blood to supply one at a time; women will always be our betters and; if you’ve made it this far, then you’ll go far in life. Well done.
Seek out the remaining 20% and you shall be afforded The Box of the Triumvirate, in which you will control the jimmies and become the eternal will of rustling.
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I agree. I wonder for whose entertainment it is tho haha.
Yeah, I’d agree with that. The puppet master seems to have a ball when he’s fuckin’ with our lives. I might have to go all Chucky up in hurr.
“Disclaimer – You are not a superman. Don’t even think about being a hero. You will fail and end up being worm food or marijuana fertiliser.”
You know, I should actually write up an entire disclaimer on life for future suicidal people. Hmm…
Oh, I just saw you were looking for me? And Kallian too… Damn, didn’t think y’all would miss my presence. Yes… I’ve been on a deep recon mission with elements of 1 EIC as a SIGINT analyst. But you didn’t get that from me… [DEPLOYS NINJA SMOKE SCREEN, COUGHS AND DISAPPEARS]
Other Disclaimer: “You think that you’re going to do all these great things. Stop thinking that. Shut up. Close your eyes. Just lie down. It’s for your own good.”
I might just add one here
Disclaimer: “Anything you do in this life is your own responsability and will end up in the same place from were you come from, which is nowhere. All your struggles will be forgotten and all your efforts will be for nothing. You won’t be remembered for your good actions, and the bad ones will have no effect whatsoever in the long run. Having said that, hold on tight and enjoy the ride.”
Another disclaimer:
“The cake was, is, and always will be a lie; Murphy was a grunt; The only good commie is a dead commie; An arrow to the knee is exactly that; Cardboard boxes are an effective means of camouflage in any environment; RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI; The only easy day was yesterday; Tomorrow never comes; Death by snu-snu is a preferable alternative to communism; Admin is not a place in China; Rubberneckers tend to get burnt; Men have two heads, but only enough blood to supply one at a time; women will always be our betters and; if you’ve made it this far, then you’ll go far in life. Well done.
Is it a bad thing that i recognize at least an 80% of the quotes there?
Son, I am proud.
Seek out the remaining 20% and you shall be afforded The Box of the Triumvirate, in which you will control the jimmies and become the eternal will of rustling.
LOL Shep, I am sooooo glad to see ya!
Nice to see you too, Ashley 🙂