me rn who else wants to get high on that dank meme with me, and I’ve almost finished this Hawthorne heights album and listened to ”my immortal’ 38 times. no but seriously life sucks 
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Alice does occasionally partake in dem dank memes, Alice also likes to listen to Hawthorne heights while carving a pentagram into her arm. Alice can hardly see through the years tho after Alice’s mom said ” no Alice I will not buy you the iPhone 6 get a job you lazy bum and stop wasting resources ” Alice is just upset no one understands her lyfe is to hardz
pentagrams are child play, try cutting 666 in a swastika formation on your forehead, step it up Alice
then surround the swastika with pictures of devils doing sinful things like sodomy and playing diablo III
make sure they’re wearing crop tops and booty shorts too, that’s the lowest of sins
Stendarr Alice at one point really admired you but now Alice has to come to terms with the fact that stendarr is crazy and weird
you’ve never wanted a tattoo of a devil in booty shorts? man, I’ve never met a person with such vile taste, have fun getting Chinese character tattoos that say “fagGirl24” without your knowledge
just for the record there’s nothing wrong with being a fag, unless you’re a fag with bad taste like alice here
B-b-but c-Chinese c-c-c-characters are cool ????
Stendarr you better watch it Alice is about to fuck your face up and make you watch jersey shore on repeat for lufe, taste dem apples
joke’s on you my face already looks like lil Wayne on crack for 3 years
Alice is sad to hear that, Alice doesn’t thonk it’s right for lil Wayne to have to share a face with stendarr
I’ve been told I look a little like usher who got hit by a car too, don’t worry i’m original
Alice still feels sad for little wayne, and now usher too
Alice meant tears*
alice u kuhrazy
kills said so
damn you guys here are so humorous. rofl
WHY WONT YOU LOVE ALICE???!!@@?!?@?@?@!!!!?
I love alice 🙂
Alice wants killswitchon’s love 🙁
@Alice sorry my mistake
them dank flintstone vitamins, that’s my jam
Alice thought dank tic-tacs were in, Alice needs to keep up with the times
did you also miss the time when moon shoes made a come back? you’re missing out Alice
🙁 moon shoes? Alice is so uncultured, Alice must preform sepuku to reclaim Alice’s honor
It kinda looks like you have a mustache, Alice.
Are you a man in drag?
Alice does not have a mustache! That is Alice’s happy face 🙁
No offense meant, Alice. That was just an observation.
You are a female though, right? (I can’t tell).
Yes! Omg
why Alice dye her hair blue?
Dye? Alice was born with blue hair
I think you’re awesome, Alice.
If you decide to run for president, I’ll vote 4 U.
(Unless you’re running against Stendarr).
impossible for Alice to be born with blue hair unless Alice is an alien
If stendarr plans to compete with Alice stendarr will disapear. Alice has a host of evil wonderland bunnies at her disposal . Never underestimate Alice one time Alice underestimated Alice, you don’t want to know what happened Alice wished she didn’t
Alice is from wonderland crazy shit happens in wonderland.
Why does Alice refer to herself in the third person? Morris is curious.
will Alice kindly ask her evil wonderland bunnies to kill me? Me sick of living shitty human life
Why does Morris refer to her/himself in third person? iamafucking loser is curious O.O
Let Alice stress EVIL bunnies . There not going to do what you want them to do
meh. guess it sucks for me again. 🙁
Why is everyone refering to themselves in third person Alice finds it strange
Everyone is referring to themselves in third person because everyone loves Alice’s way of talking using third person
Way to be original
That’s an excellent question, imafingloser.
I’m glad you asked me that.
OH no Morris is angry. Will Morris kill me? O.X
No one is going to kill you because you want to be killed. If you didn’t want to be killed you probably would be
Morris is angry? Morris was unaware of that.
Morris doesn’t kill people. That’s one of his least favorite things to do.
:p me think Alice is funny
That was not Alice’s intention. Alice is quite serious
“Never underestimate a girl with blue hair. Blue haired ladies sporting a mustache should always taken seriously”. – Someguy
@Morris lesson learned lol
Alice does not have a mustache!!!
Did you paint a Joker smile above your lip? Like the joker from Batman?
It looks fierce. 🙂
noooo!!! Alice’s friend the Cheshire cat helped Alice obtain her smile
Oh. So on top of everything else, you’re a cat lady too. Hmmm. The plot thickens.
Don’t make fun of Alice’s and chessies love. Chessie will give you a Chester smile right upon your neck
yes Morris dont make fun of Alice her cat will give you catscratch lol
Are you currently residing in a psychiatric institution?
I didn’t know they allowed pets in there.
Er wait – is your cat an imaginary friend?
(No offense). :_
there are no psych wards in wonderland
Me curious O.o how Alice post on suicideproject from wonderland? isnt wonderland fictional?
they only told you it was fictional to stop you from coming
Each person used a soliloquy to express their feelings. Pure gold.
halcyon should have used a soliloquy
halcyon should have used a soliloquy
lol
that is all
Thank you for clearing that up, Alice.
🙂 your welcome
I sort of got the impression that Alice dislikes Morris. Morris is somewhat befuddled by this. What has Morris ever done to displease Alice?
Would Alice mind telling Morris what he did to cause Alice to dislike him?
Morris thanks you in advance.
But Alice doesn’t dislike morris, Alice just doesn’t like chargers fans, it’s nothing personal
I thought you were a woman of discerning taste, impeccable judgment, and top notch style.
I see now that I was wrong.
Go Bolts!
Sorry Alice, I guess this means we’ll never be friends. *sigh*. I’m terribly sorry for your loss.
alice heard morris reads used toilet paper, alice wabts to talk about that
I’m sorry Alice, but since you don’t like the Chargers I can no longer communicate with you. I have to draw the line somewhere, you know. If you told me that you worship Satan and smoke crack you’d have a shot at being my pal. I’m very tolerant, but I cannot tolerate people who dislike the San Diego Super Chargers. This is the end of the line for you, sister.
Good Day.
Morris it all seems to have ended in quite disappointing fashion. I’m not blaming you or anything just that one would expect more from a suicide forum at 6:00 pm. My entire evening has been ruined and now I’m left watching RT News. Farewell Morris. The next time we meet I’ll have a better understanding of Russia’s view on global issues.
it was never alice’s intention to disappoint alice just wants to be alice, alice is sorry alice is disappointing, alice will go now…