Sorry. They don’t do that. The best you can hope for is to log out and clear your browser history.
There are rumors that SP accounts even follow some after thier deaths. That a few of the people that post occasionally on SP are actually dead but the trama of thier suicide made them forget. Some are helpful, some are sad, many are bitter.
It is said that if you ask them to loan you money they will gladly comply, although nothing will show up in your mailbox. Then one day you will look down and discover you are standing on a twenty dollar bill or, perhaps, a bottle cap.
But this blessing comes with a terrible price. Six months after you receive this money you’ll be awakened once a week by a faint voice that says, “psst, pay me back.” The only way to nulify this curse is to light a candle in a Catholic church on St. Crumphorn’s Day and send $19.95 to:
SP Curse Removal
c/o Smith Pet Hotel & Pie Co.
PO Box BR549
Hollywood, CA 97002
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Why do you want to nuke your account?
Sorry. They don’t do that. The best you can hope for is to log out and clear your browser history.
There are rumors that SP accounts even follow some after thier deaths. That a few of the people that post occasionally on SP are actually dead but the trama of thier suicide made them forget. Some are helpful, some are sad, many are bitter.
It is said that if you ask them to loan you money they will gladly comply, although nothing will show up in your mailbox. Then one day you will look down and discover you are standing on a twenty dollar bill or, perhaps, a bottle cap.
But this blessing comes with a terrible price. Six months after you receive this money you’ll be awakened once a week by a faint voice that says, “psst, pay me back.” The only way to nulify this curse is to light a candle in a Catholic church on St. Crumphorn’s Day and send $19.95 to:
SP Curse Removal
c/o Smith Pet Hotel & Pie Co.
PO Box BR549
Hollywood, CA 97002
nice ^