Like a vulnerable caterpillar, I wish to build a cocoon.
To transform into a raging asshole.
So fuck you, fuck your thoughts, fuck your dreams, fuck your desires, and fuck your feelings.
I’m here for me. I’ll do as I wish, when I want and however I like. Fuck your opinions on this.
Am I still depressed? Surely, fuck you for asking.
I’d continue, but I’ve run out of fucks to give at the moment.
Have a wonderful fucking Wednesday,
Tell someone to go fuck themselves.
I’m steady mailing out dildos.
Fuck off,
Alan
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Sounds like a neat idea. Maybe all of us should try that.
I’d encourage you to try it, but, ya know….
I’ve been doing it with my parents lately, but I hate myself for it. They don’t deserve my bullshit.
Meh, fuck em
I dunno. There’s really no reason to cocoon myself from harm if I don’t intend to live much longer anyway.
Aww, why go? There’s so many bowls of cornflakes to piss in!
No thanks. Letting the world change me is even worse than letting it kill me.
This is truly a heartfelt and beautiful letter. Thank you for writing it. I can absolutely agree with your thinking because at some point indeed you really do stop caring. But other than that this was hilarious.
Having a bad day Alan??
Nope.
What happened???
Same ol shit, just using some fresh tp
I can’t remember if you were here a few months ago when we talked about barbecuing the people who annoyed us. We decided that the hardest part would be cleaning the grill afterward.
So go buy a bag of briquettes, some BBQ sauce, and a really strong wire brush.
Or at least picture it in your mind until the screaming stops.
Repeat as needed.
Right on. That may or may not coincide with the double dragon BBQ, when we all move to Dracula’s castle.
I had posted a little dap > about Your post here Alan reminding me of a sit from the Movie > Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. But I guess it went into moderation. I think it did so because I posted a link to the skit on YouTube. There is a scene in that movie where Jay goes into this Rap and he is like Fuck, Fuck, Fuck fuck Fuck and so forth its a funny scene. “Drinking Beers rolling Blunts” Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Oh yeah, I’m familiar.
Lemme get a nickel bag….
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand….
youtube.com/watch?v=F5bW8H-kNZs
Actually, what it reminded me of was this South Park moment:
youtube.com/watch?v=d1uJWqX0Guw
Also probably this.
youtube.com/watch?v=Yp1KMYvqkeo
Alan Ominous, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVEN WHEN YOU POST SHIT LIKE THIS! 🙂
Laugh at me… I see I see….
Alan Ominous, oh you know what i mean!! you bring it on!!! 🙂
Do you have any jokes about dogs?