So I haven’t eaten all day and my brother came over to the unit to stay it’s Tuesday bullies me as per usual then cooks dinner for people as I told him I can’t be fucked cooking because he never does… Then he hands me 2 plates of spaghetti obviously assuming that my mother was here because she was here she was at my unit bullying me because shit wasn’t going her way as per usual. So I’ll upload a pic of it… Also I’m not eating I don’t trust him he’s probably poisoned it to be honest and he’s that much of an asshole he probably did
share your suicide story
Report Post
Please log in to report posts
45 comments
Looks good to me.
I’d be happy to eat it, whether it was poisoned or not.
In my defense, I’m extra hungry because I didn’t have much to eat today.
I can give you both the plates I have in my room right now *hands you the plates* To be honest I think that it’s bad that I don’t trust my own brother. But hey he’s a asshole gets what he deserves
Also if it is poisoned and if it eat it at least I’ll die with a full stomach
So far it’s delicious.
Honestly I don’t know how you can be so–
(*clutches stomach*)
(*falls over*)
(*THUD*)
Yebo! It is time for mouth to mouth, welcomes in hot ringer! You are welcome!
Shit! *pokes Cordy* ummm *tries and revives u with a m&m cookie pizza*
Also hai Cordy how was/is your day/evening *hugs*
I am so glad Alan is back.
What a relief.
I was very worried.
suicideproject.org/2016/04/aww-shit/
Hi! I want one!
*hands u a plate* take it don’t want it
And hot sauce please! And thank you!
XD order up *rings little bell* ding ding!
Thank. You!
I’m just hitting the mince with my fork I accidentally hit it to hard now I have sauce all over my face XD
It’s looks great. And it is my favorite food.
Who knew spaghetti could be so deadly *le dies*
Creepypasta haha get it… I need friends
It’s an easy way to kill someone. Everyone likes spaghetti. I know I couldn’t resist eating.
Knees weak arms are heavy vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti
What do you like in your sauce?
Food… I like food in my sauce XD sorry in a sarcastic mood lol
I like it just as it is on the photo. I could eat a lot of plates.
Yeah same if I wasn’t scared that it may be poisoned
Hmmm also what do I like IN my sauce? Ummm tbh idek any examples?
Ummm hold on let me get back to ya on that lol
Why don’t you make someone try it first? If he or she survives than enjoy your dinner.
I’m all alone now XD
If I was there I’d try it for you. Worse case scenario I’d die having my favorite meal.
Wouldn’t that be the best case scenario?
Fuck it I’m eating if I die it’s Cordy’s responsibility to carry on my memory or however dafuq it works either way Cordy is possibly planning my funeral Also in my will all the m&m cookie pizzas I have will all go to Cordy :3
Eat it and tell us how it was. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.
Tasted very watered… And now my stomach hurts
Watered Spaghetti. Not my taste really. It wasn’t well cooked I guess.
It just made the spaghetti really wet (no dirty stuff intended this is food ffs) and the sauce ultimate watery tbh just awful
He is not a good cook then. Wet spaghetti and watery sauce me as he overlooked spaghetti and undercooked sauce. (I think so).
As Gordon Ramsey would say… 1.ITS FUCKING RAW. 2.LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SHAT IN MY PLATE.
On my plate*
Now I’m listening to parodies of Barney the dinosaur XD I always laugh when it’s says “no more purple dinosaur”
Relaxing after a not such a good meal.
My fucking stomach hurts… So now I will just play Saint’s Row 4
Do something to take your mind of your stomach.
Already am lol
I hate you, you hate me let’s get together and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 2×4 no more purple dinosaur
Sui, you sure your brother didn’t just defecate on a bed of noodles and forced you to eat it?
Joking aside, feel any better?
It was like I ate water with bland and dry food. *cringe*