Then go sans helmet. You’re going to want to figure out the speed threshold based on mass in correlation to velocities. Also triangulated impact point in relation to your position compensated for vessel of choice.
Exactly. There’s nothing nice about exerting blunt force trauma on a defenseless tree. The tree was just standing there minding it’s own business, and now it’s forever traumatized after the unsolicited impact.
Kindly reconsider your plan. Trees would rather be hugged than crashed into. (I know. Trees talk to me when I’m on mushrooms).
Take a Deep Breath, ha ha! haven’t heard from you in a while!! thought you got happy and left us or something!!! 🙂
Lets see? you want to die! so you would have to first disable air bags, discontect seat belt buzzer!! you don’t want to listen to that thing DING! DING! DING! While your accelerating heading for the tree, very irritating! on the other hand if your not mechanically inclined, you could shop for a car to do the trick! a YUGO comes to mind nothing works on them!!!!! 🙂 although you’d need to find a tree at the bottom of a hill or something, to get the fucking car to go fast enough to do any damage!!!
OK lets see! your in a fucking YUGO! FLOORING IT!!! VVVRRROOOMMM!!! DOING ABOUT 30MPH! HEADING DOWN HILL STRAIGHT FOR A TREE! YOU HIT THE TREE! THE YUGO DENIGRATES IN A MILLION PIECES!!! YOUR HEAD HITS THE WINDSHIELD!! WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK ABOUT??????? YOU ASSHOLE GOING THROUGH YOUR BRAIN!!! HUM? I wouldn’t want that to be my last thoughts!!
Yeah I feel like crashing into A Tree sometimes, but that is not a good thing to do.
Try to find some positive way to Vent your frustrations…. like exercise, or creative writing, or music, or art or poetry or something. It can really help.
Also talking more about what is bothering you in life will help too and there are a lot of good people here to listen.
This place HAS changed.
There are people here now who care about trees.
Don’t leave, just try to adjust your perspective. Trees aren’t just a vehicle for your demise.
No offense meant. If you wanna kill yourself thats your business, just don’t involve any innocent bystanders. (Like a tree, a co-worker or your spouse). That was my point.
I hate trees. I watched a video on youtube by Friends of Science that explained that coal power plants don’t pollute the air, trees that stupidly set themselves on fire do. Obviously the world would be much safer with fewer trees and more coal power plants. I don’t think anyone has ever been hurt by driving into a coal power plant, either. I don’t know. I’m not a scientist.
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Put on a helmet
Touché . I’d like to die when I hit the tree though
Then go sans helmet. You’re going to want to figure out the speed threshold based on mass in correlation to velocities. Also triangulated impact point in relation to your position compensated for vessel of choice.
Tree? Why tree??
What’d the tree ever do to you?
I wouldn’t. Surviving that could maim you hideously and give you any number of painful, regrettable disabilities.
No man. Not a tree cause they r soft. Get a post or a train.
Not a train. Suicide should be exclusively sui-, y’know?
I knew someone who tried that. They survived. I understand the feeling though.
Pls don’t harm a tree. It is also a living being afterall 😛
Exactly. There’s nothing nice about exerting blunt force trauma on a defenseless tree. The tree was just standing there minding it’s own business, and now it’s forever traumatized after the unsolicited impact.
Kindly reconsider your plan. Trees would rather be hugged than crashed into. (I know. Trees talk to me when I’m on mushrooms).
Take a Deep Breath, ha ha! haven’t heard from you in a while!! thought you got happy and left us or something!!! 🙂
Lets see? you want to die! so you would have to first disable air bags, discontect seat belt buzzer!! you don’t want to listen to that thing DING! DING! DING! While your accelerating heading for the tree, very irritating! on the other hand if your not mechanically inclined, you could shop for a car to do the trick! a YUGO comes to mind nothing works on them!!!!! 🙂 although you’d need to find a tree at the bottom of a hill or something, to get the fucking car to go fast enough to do any damage!!!
OK lets see! your in a fucking YUGO! FLOORING IT!!! VVVRRROOOMMM!!! DOING ABOUT 30MPH! HEADING DOWN HILL STRAIGHT FOR A TREE! YOU HIT THE TREE! THE YUGO DENIGRATES IN A MILLION PIECES!!! YOUR HEAD HITS THE WINDSHIELD!! WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK ABOUT??????? YOU ASSHOLE GOING THROUGH YOUR BRAIN!!! HUM? I wouldn’t want that to be my last thoughts!!
I say think of something else 🙂
TaDB!
I feel like that often.
Thank you
Yeah I feel like crashing into A Tree sometimes, but that is not a good thing to do.
Try to find some positive way to Vent your frustrations…. like exercise, or creative writing, or music, or art or poetry or something. It can really help.
Also talking more about what is bothering you in life will help too and there are a lot of good people here to listen.
Practice on foot first. Head down, knees to chest. Get a good brisk strut. 3mph ish, or eleventeen parsecs per nebulous if you’re on metrics.
Crashing into a tree is overrated. What would make you want to do something like that?
Well this place sure has changed. ill just go now
This place HAS changed.
There are people here now who care about trees.
Don’t leave, just try to adjust your perspective. Trees aren’t just a vehicle for your demise.
Hey Morris? I’m not tryin to sound rude to you or anything but I feel like… Nvm. Continue to love trees
No offense meant. If you wanna kill yourself thats your business, just don’t involve any innocent bystanders. (Like a tree, a co-worker or your spouse). That was my point.
Hey, sorry if I offended dude. Sometimes I suck. But, sorry if you feel insecure because I poked at you.
Dear Take a Deep Breathe,
I apologise. I’m so sorry.
Can yu pls smile bck now? 🙂
I hate trees. I watched a video on youtube by Friends of Science that explained that coal power plants don’t pollute the air, trees that stupidly set themselves on fire do. Obviously the world would be much safer with fewer trees and more coal power plants. I don’t think anyone has ever been hurt by driving into a coal power plant, either. I don’t know. I’m not a scientist.
For ducks sake.
I’m not kidding about the video. Such a thing actually exists. Everything else was just fuckery, though. 😛
I figured. But damn. Indent