Old jam. But feeling all sentimental towards my crew here. Haven’t posted this week. So Cordless, Hazy, Phantom, Mindless, Rocketman, Morris, and all the rest that I can’t spell your username without seeing it… lol.
Right on.
I just got back from the bar and the guitarist was faking it. That really bothers me. It’s like lip synching, but when a guitarist does it.
The music coming out of the speakers doesn’t match finger placement on the fret board
Words cannot adequately express how much that annoys me.
Whatever.
Drinks were cheap. I can’t complain, “the band” was just bad background wallpaper.
There’s this one dude who busks outside the diner I frequent, and for the last two years I’ve seen him there he’s either ghosted over a track or played the same three chords over and over again. I remember seeing one pineapple guy play “Redemption Song” with a gat that had only three strings and shit it was *pure* — gave him $10 and a pie for the road for such an outstanding performance. Whereas individuals like the aforementioned busker… I dunno. Maybe he’d garner more sympathy if he were wearing his guitar around his head; because that’s what I’m gonna do to him if he doesn’t change his tune or at least attempt to make the fuckin’ thing SING.
People, eh? No wonder I end up having breakfast with the rest of the early birds — old folks generally don’t give a fuck anymore
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Right on.
I just got back from the bar and the guitarist was faking it. That really bothers me. It’s like lip synching, but when a guitarist does it.
The music coming out of the speakers doesn’t match finger placement on the fret board
Words cannot adequately express how much that annoys me.
Whatever.
Drinks were cheap. I can’t complain, “the band” was just bad background wallpaper.
Fucking bullshit! I just left the bar. No poser bands. No band at all…
…bro.
There’s this one dude who busks outside the diner I frequent, and for the last two years I’ve seen him there he’s either ghosted over a track or played the same three chords over and over again. I remember seeing one pineapple guy play “Redemption Song” with a gat that had only three strings and shit it was *pure* — gave him $10 and a pie for the road for such an outstanding performance. Whereas individuals like the aforementioned busker… I dunno. Maybe he’d garner more sympathy if he were wearing his guitar around his head; because that’s what I’m gonna do to him if he doesn’t change his tune or at least attempt to make the fuckin’ thing SING.
People, eh? No wonder I end up having breakfast with the rest of the early birds — old folks generally don’t give a fuck anymore
I suck at guitar, but I’ll own it. I play my fucking heart out till my digits bleed.
That’s the only way. 😉
(*looking at post title*)
This is probably a monumental occasion; I don’t think I’ve ever been anyone’s Homie before.
Aww shit, let your life of crime commence…
All right.
If you say so.
Better to go out with a bang than a whimper, right?