I read SP, and it reminds me of Charles Xavier using his precious Cerebro machine. SP is the world view of Cerebro, and each post is a person crying out for help expressing their inner pain and suffering. This leads me to my next thought. Lets all join together, pool our resources, and create an extremely depressed Utopian compound. Don’t have any money or a job? Who cares, we can all donate plasma, semen, and eggs together, perhaps even a few organs! That should afford us enough money to get by with enough sustenance to pay the bills + a pretty dope internet connection.
Here in our Utopian society we will black out the windows, and have 3 daily feasts, aside from feast times we will communicate via a messaging service. It will be democratic, anyone is welcome, and no one can vote each other out. We will be accepting even the most hopeless candidates, the only catch is, you gotta have veins, semen, or eggs.
Come one, come all nerds, we got this. SP Compound coming your way next year.
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Oh and forgot to mention this, we kinda will have to abide by Sharia Law.
Just what are you planning to do with my semen?
Sorry, as tempting as it sounds, just no.
Sharia law, lol this compound better not be in the US or Trump will claim you are some kind of radical terrorist group and nuke you.
If Trump nukes us, we can take shelter in his hair.
Well you see, I know Trump’s weakness, that’s right, a reality TV deal! Never has the world seen such a subculture, we are bound to make millions.
Besides, I am pretty certain we are all far too apathetic and lazy to create a helium hook, let alone a suicide bomb. We are like a benign tumor as far as fundamentalist religious law is concerned.
Lol the SP compound as reality tv. That might actually be interesting. he could sell it as what happens when the inmates take over the asylum. I could imagine that you would get some interesting results. Throwing a bunch of unstable people together in an isolated compound.
Although since it would be an SP compound the majority might actually want to be nuked.
Shit good point! See all the more reason to accept Sharia Law into your lives.
Yeah, I always wanted to go out with a ‘bang’. Now it can really happen.
Never thought I would say this, but I am pretty well convinced at this point, I am voting for Trump gul’ dangit!
“Make The Compound Great Again”
srs rofls rn
Can i be wolverine? I only ask for claws and that the knowledge that my adamantium laced semen be used for good.
Yes, but you can only make love to mutant men who can get anally pregnant.
Is all this deviant behavior permitted under Sharia Law?
Nah, we will have to cut off his peen, but it’s Wolverine, it will grow back in like 3 seconds.
‘Adamantium laced semen’ that’s gonna be my new password for my computer log-in.
Sounds like a scam im out
The sad thing is I’m nerdy enough to know Logan has lost hjs dick (multiple times) and it was heavily implied he fucked nightcrawler. So can i be Cyclops instead?
Scandalous! As long as you take your shoes off in the mosque, you can be whoever you want to be. No dogs either.
*his
Ill be Cyclops then i don’t mind going shoeless just not visorless or we won’t have a mosque. Why no dogs there’s a dog in your pic still seems scam.
Sounds amazing. I’m in