Weird Suicide Ideas

I am too scared to jump off a cliff in case, God forbid, I survive.

1) Do a skydive a few times (probably costs a fortune though). Get used to the feeling. Then, one day I purposely cut the rope so it fails.

2) Bribe a doctor from a poorer part of the world for ********. Why do we never hear about people acquiring drugs from Africa? I always hear far East or Mexico…what about a doctor in a poor part of Africa? This seems far better than using a dodgy online drug seller. Actually go find the doctor who might be bribe-able (spelling?).

3) Get a prescription from my doctor for something innocent (foot cream etc) then make a forged copy with photoshop for the drugs I really need. Then go to a pharmacy that looks a bit run down in the bad part of town and find a young inexperienced cashier who will not notice the forgery and pass it to the pharmacist to dispense. Often the person who really looks at it closely is the cashier…I might be wrong.

4) Bribe a vet in a poor part of the world. How hard can it be? I go to somewhere like Mexico. Find a run down vet practice that might not make much money…tell them a story about my dog that is back home and in pain.

5) Car exhaust suicide (Carbon Monoxide) won’t work as modern cars don’t have such emissions. Find someone with a really old car….

6) Go to America and get myself on death row. Don’t appeal it. How to get on death row without murdering someone?

7) Go to Indonesia and get caught smuggling loads of drugs (they don’t have to be real only that the smuggler thought they were) get death sentence.