If you could put a curse or a hex on someone, who would it be? How would you curse him/her/them? And where would you stick the needle? Let’s assume voodoo works. 😛
Have you ever watched a video of followers of the Vodou religion being possessed by the lwa? It is interesting.
Anyway, there is no way I would ever put a curse on someone. I realize this question is hypothetical and all in fun, and I’m not trying to sound righteous here, but I honestly can’t visualize doing this.
My first thought was : my ex. Then i thought, why would i want to curse her? the damage is already done. Then i thought… wth, i’ve really been able to let go of that? cool. And then i finally thought… you know what? yeah, i’d curse her… I’d put a curse on her so she couldn’t manipulate, lie, and cheat someone in a coldhearted way ever again (that’s what she did, involving most of my family on it)… i guess that’d be a blessing instead of a curse if it actually worked tho, lol. As for where the pin would go, i’d say her forehead… it was freaking huge, lol (yeah, i know i’m being awful, but whatever).
Since that stuff is supposed to come back times three, IDK if i’d do it. Also usualy, people who have harmed me or thought they were “playing me” got what they deserved and I watched and my heart sunk a little but I then realized why this was happeneing and I was ok with it. I honestly cannot be bothered to hate, and retaliate. If i have to do that, it would take the time I could use for love. Sorry I neeeded to see the abundance of my heart.
So many people…. Pre much everybody…. Anybody who has upset me in anyway (even if they are not to blame)…. Especially owners of businesses that I’ve had a negative experience with. People in public that made eye contact with me, the cop that gave me a ticket that one time (for something decently minor), my parents…. My grandparents (if they weren’t dead), Old friends, current friends…. Basically everybody….
The curses I have no clue, does it have to be the same for them all? Honestly I would want to tailor it to their offence. Like the large greedy fucks that ruin everything that I don’t personally know but hate, I would love to have their teeth fall out, lose all of their limbs, have their skin slowly peeled off, and have their bank accounts and assets donated to whatever reasonable group of people that they hate the most, while they watch…. Although that doesn’t seem harsh enough…. But I’m unable to think of actually harsh things…. I clearly have a fucking heart of gold -_-
Onto the people who make eye contact with me in public, probably something like permanently magically sewing their eyes shut, the people who speak to me in public sewing their mouths shut…. That’s not too bad, but is practical and fits their crime…. Now to those that scream rude things at me and other people, I need something far more harsh…. I’m thinking eternal drowning may be alright (like always experience drowning, but never dying from it…. and them still having to try to function while thinking they are drowning) the drowning would have to change randomly to a new type of drowning in different water and conditions for random duration to keep it fresh….
Now my parents I can’t really think of this…. Maybe curse them with major anxiety, self-hatred, and body dysmorphia alongside a strong urge to self harm…. To the point where they eventually have no other choice but to tear at their body…. Destroying themselves from the outside-in…. Eventually dying due to self-harm after several years…. By self harm I really mean eventually not being able to do horrible things to themselves, like removing parts of their bodies, like teeth, skin, eyes, genital, organs anything…. In large volumes…. That would be suitable to start with…. Not sure what else to do with them, but that again doesn’t seem harsh enough I really want them to suffer but I have no idea how to make people suffer….
Now onto one of my friends, I know what I would do…. I know the things that would bother him…. First, I wouldn’t directly curse him…. I would curse his toilet…. The next time he sits upon the toilet, the toilet will devour him…. He won’t die from this…. he will be greatly injured however, but will survive and find himself in his septic tank, where he does only mildly drown (would have to either curse him to prevent death by drowning, or hope that there is breathing space in septic tanks (I don’t know how they are inside, and not googling that) I would be hoping that they don’t have breathing and that he just can’t drown to death, or is weighted down and not allowed to surface) But while he’s mildly drowning in the septic tank, he then feels a sharp pain in his dick, scrotum (and eventually in his testicles)…. He then realizes that they are slowly dissolving away, and there is nothing he can do about it…. He then is forced to watch and experience his genitals slowing vanishing…. After that the toilet pukes him him, and he emerges from it, bloodied and without genitals…. After that he more than likely kills himself, as he really loves his dick, and is already horrified of toilets…. This includes some of the things that he fears most…. It’s perfectly tailored to him…. ^_^
Now onto voodoo dolls…. why would I only stick the needle into one place? and why would it only be needles? Is there a rule that prevents different objects from causing them harm threw the dolls? I would at least try other objects to see the results…. I would play with them often, only when I could observe the victim though, it’s not fun if you can’t see their suffering…. I would alternate places where the needles were placed, but it would be placed anywhere sensitive…. eyes, most parts of the face, genitals, most soft parts of the torso, underarms, hands, and feet, just to name a few…. I would do a lot of research to find more ideas for sensitive areas to place these needles…. It would be a lot of fun ^_^
If I was actually given the power to hex people I do not think I would actually do any of these, as I would learn to become more cruel and sadistic. I would come up with things far more horrible than I can currently imagine…. With practice anybody can become good at something right? Right now these are just the things I can imagine…. Thanks for this post, this was a lot of fun to think about ^_^ it made my day better….
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Have you ever watched a video of followers of the Vodou religion being possessed by the lwa? It is interesting.
Anyway, there is no way I would ever put a curse on someone. I realize this question is hypothetical and all in fun, and I’m not trying to sound righteous here, but I honestly can’t visualize doing this.
My first thought was : my ex. Then i thought, why would i want to curse her? the damage is already done. Then i thought… wth, i’ve really been able to let go of that? cool. And then i finally thought… you know what? yeah, i’d curse her… I’d put a curse on her so she couldn’t manipulate, lie, and cheat someone in a coldhearted way ever again (that’s what she did, involving most of my family on it)… i guess that’d be a blessing instead of a curse if it actually worked tho, lol. As for where the pin would go, i’d say her forehead… it was freaking huge, lol (yeah, i know i’m being awful, but whatever).
Since that stuff is supposed to come back times three, IDK if i’d do it. Also usualy, people who have harmed me or thought they were “playing me” got what they deserved and I watched and my heart sunk a little but I then realized why this was happeneing and I was ok with it. I honestly cannot be bothered to hate, and retaliate. If i have to do that, it would take the time I could use for love. Sorry I neeeded to see the abundance of my heart.
All Kiddie fuckers, rapists, murderers and politicians.
So many people…. Pre much everybody…. Anybody who has upset me in anyway (even if they are not to blame)…. Especially owners of businesses that I’ve had a negative experience with. People in public that made eye contact with me, the cop that gave me a ticket that one time (for something decently minor), my parents…. My grandparents (if they weren’t dead), Old friends, current friends…. Basically everybody….
The curses I have no clue, does it have to be the same for them all? Honestly I would want to tailor it to their offence. Like the large greedy fucks that ruin everything that I don’t personally know but hate, I would love to have their teeth fall out, lose all of their limbs, have their skin slowly peeled off, and have their bank accounts and assets donated to whatever reasonable group of people that they hate the most, while they watch…. Although that doesn’t seem harsh enough…. But I’m unable to think of actually harsh things…. I clearly have a fucking heart of gold -_-
Onto the people who make eye contact with me in public, probably something like permanently magically sewing their eyes shut, the people who speak to me in public sewing their mouths shut…. That’s not too bad, but is practical and fits their crime…. Now to those that scream rude things at me and other people, I need something far more harsh…. I’m thinking eternal drowning may be alright (like always experience drowning, but never dying from it…. and them still having to try to function while thinking they are drowning) the drowning would have to change randomly to a new type of drowning in different water and conditions for random duration to keep it fresh….
Now my parents I can’t really think of this…. Maybe curse them with major anxiety, self-hatred, and body dysmorphia alongside a strong urge to self harm…. To the point where they eventually have no other choice but to tear at their body…. Destroying themselves from the outside-in…. Eventually dying due to self-harm after several years…. By self harm I really mean eventually not being able to do horrible things to themselves, like removing parts of their bodies, like teeth, skin, eyes, genital, organs anything…. In large volumes…. That would be suitable to start with…. Not sure what else to do with them, but that again doesn’t seem harsh enough I really want them to suffer but I have no idea how to make people suffer….
Now onto one of my friends, I know what I would do…. I know the things that would bother him…. First, I wouldn’t directly curse him…. I would curse his toilet…. The next time he sits upon the toilet, the toilet will devour him…. He won’t die from this…. he will be greatly injured however, but will survive and find himself in his septic tank, where he does only mildly drown (would have to either curse him to prevent death by drowning, or hope that there is breathing space in septic tanks (I don’t know how they are inside, and not googling that) I would be hoping that they don’t have breathing and that he just can’t drown to death, or is weighted down and not allowed to surface) But while he’s mildly drowning in the septic tank, he then feels a sharp pain in his dick, scrotum (and eventually in his testicles)…. He then realizes that they are slowly dissolving away, and there is nothing he can do about it…. He then is forced to watch and experience his genitals slowing vanishing…. After that the toilet pukes him him, and he emerges from it, bloodied and without genitals…. After that he more than likely kills himself, as he really loves his dick, and is already horrified of toilets…. This includes some of the things that he fears most…. It’s perfectly tailored to him…. ^_^
Now onto voodoo dolls…. why would I only stick the needle into one place? and why would it only be needles? Is there a rule that prevents different objects from causing them harm threw the dolls? I would at least try other objects to see the results…. I would play with them often, only when I could observe the victim though, it’s not fun if you can’t see their suffering…. I would alternate places where the needles were placed, but it would be placed anywhere sensitive…. eyes, most parts of the face, genitals, most soft parts of the torso, underarms, hands, and feet, just to name a few…. I would do a lot of research to find more ideas for sensitive areas to place these needles…. It would be a lot of fun ^_^
If I was actually given the power to hex people I do not think I would actually do any of these, as I would learn to become more cruel and sadistic. I would come up with things far more horrible than I can currently imagine…. With practice anybody can become good at something right? Right now these are just the things I can imagine…. Thanks for this post, this was a lot of fun to think about ^_^ it made my day better….
I do hope that you have a good day 😀