Imagine if vampires were real? Would you want to become one, or be a vampire hunter (you’d be a normal human with no special abilities, chasing after an entity, risking your life, although…you do get to kill…)
I’d say, fuck being human. You get to have eternal youth / life, you have mind control over humans, if you want to die, you can still drive a stake through your heart or command some human to do it, you don’t necessarily have to kill to get your blood- lots of willing humans who will let you suck their blood, especially in the States (lots of crazy vampire worshipers and crazy people who are willing). Oh, not to mention super strength and speed. And you get to fly.
Vampire it is for me.
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depends what kind of vamp,
because a Robert Pattinson vamp ain’t no vamp
I always liked the Malkavians from Bloodlines, wonder why, lol.
Well… I do like blood…
As someone with an interest in spooky folklore, as I like to refer to it, I find your questions about various creatures a lot of fun. However, my research has resulted in my having a different view of them than a large portion of the population. I’ve actually done far less research on vampires then certain other beings, but based on what I have done my answer would be no, I wouldn’t want to be one.
Watch “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Do you have any idea of how many viruses a person’s blood can hold? Drinking other people’s blood (even if they consented) would just make me feel gross. As a vampire, you’d contract HIV or AIDS for sure, unless you were super careful and did what they do in the movie.
Flying? Super speed? Mind control? Hah, typical vampires of legend weren’t all like the ones in Twilight.
It would also be lonely being a vampire, unable to connect with anyone except maybe occasionally other vampires.
1. Well, since it’s fiction, I choose the vampires that have all the cool powers 😀
2. AIDS/viruses- they cannot affect the already dead. Problem solved.
3. Lonely as a vampire? I’m already lonely and don’t connect with humans.
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Funny subject, But way way out there!!!
I think I’d enjoy it for a while because Vampires enjoy the hell out of that shit!!! But most of them live for a long time THAT PARTS SUCKS!! Get it!!! ha ha! It would become very boring after a thousand year’s.
We humans are vampires we kill to survive, we can fly if we have a plane, we are monsters to other living creatures and to ourselves! Please don’t think i’m a activist or something, I LOVE EATING CHICKEN and other life forms! That’s my job!!! 🙂
You eat other life forms…so you ARE a vampire after all!! 😛