Imagine if we all had our own Navi to guide us through life..
Scrap that, apart from being incessantly irritating I’m not sure it would be a fat lot of help.. Oh god, if EVERYONE had one too.. Can’t get that vision out of my head.. Make it stop!!!
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Apple has Siri, Google has Assistant, Amazon has Echo, Pinocchio had Jiminy Cricket, Gyro Gearloose has little helper. But my favourite has to be Microsoft’s Paperclip.
I just found out yesterday that Siri is also the name of a GORGEOUS pornstar 🙂
Yes! I remember that. The eyebrows…
Hey! Listen!
I was just talking with my son yesterday about which was the best Zelda game. We once won a cosplay competition that we didn’t enter. I was link and he was young link
I’ll be the judge of THAT *googling Siri* lol
Bacon, For me definitely Ocarina of time I can keep going back and not get bored I found Majora’s mask quite annoying with the whole timing and redoing thing although I am going to make myself Majora’s mask as I made myself Princess Mononoke’s warrior mask for Halloween just gone and that was quite a success! That is such a great idea though what you did, having your son as young Link I’m not surprised you won!
I agree with ocarina, though it’s really close between that and twilight. Majora had the best story but I agree, a bit too repetitious. I also liked hyrule warriors. I know it’s not cannon but it was mostly 2 players and took me 2 years to complete every detail so it gets points for longevity. Are you a gamer? Do you have a gamertag?
I wouldn’t call myself a gamer though I do game from time to time. I would like to expand my gaming horizon when I can afford to, platform wise I am currently limited to my DS as I cannot afford internet and my shithead ex took the PS3 when I finally came to get “his” things. I’ve since been able to play PS4 with friends occasionally like borderlands, GTA, Diablo that sort of thing but I prefer to play solitary get into my own world you know? So I will def be getting a pro when I can afford it, as of yet, alas no gamertag of which that’s live any how.
I wouldn’t call myself a gamer though I do game from time to time. I would like to expand my gaming horizon when I can afford to, platform wise I am currently limited to my DS as I cannot afford internet and my shithead ex took the PS3 when I finally came to get “his” things. I’ve since been able to play PS4 with friends occasionally like borderlands, GTA, Diablo that sort of thing but I prefer to play solitary get into my own world you know? So I will def be getting a pro when I can afford it, as of yet, alas no gamertag of which that’s live any how. What’s your platform and what do you like playing? I worked in GAME over Xmas which was excruciating seeing everything I haven’t got, FFXV, Watchdogs2, Dishonoured2 def at the top of that list and don’t mention FiFA we do not talk about FIFA we do not debate it it is not up for discussion I hate it and EA!!
I’m a nintendo guy, though I like most games. My gamer tag was Legend until last year when I was called a veteran in a huge mario comp (which I won) so I switched my tag to The veteran. I’m not really with the times though. The main games I play are on the 64. I also had my own stage show where I completed battletoads in front of a sold out audience (it’s known as the hardest videogame of all time)
I’d always pictured navi as an annoying bee that comes back to make your life even worse by constantly bothering you, lol.
Advice? don’t get a pro. Either get the regular one for a cheaper price (the difference between the regular and the pro isn’t much tbh and you can get the old one dirt cheap) or wait for the xbox scorpio. Personally, i’m getting a xbox one s when i can (amazing price for everything that you get with it). No point in getting the latest and greatest if you only game sporadically.
True but I think the only reason I game occasionally is because I’m unable to more often if that makes sense, plus I see the pain my mates go through with deleting games and rebuying etc because a lot of the latest take up so much storage and Id rather not be faced with that problem and I cant afford to keep upgrading platforms or games so I may as well get the best when I can. Never played Xbox, always PS, I dont knock it but I may as well stick with what I know and many games these days are dual platform.. We had cheap bundle deals on Xbox over new year dunno if theyre still on but would recommend the Elite as it upgrades graphics even if you don’t have a 4k TV, loads more storage etc may as well if they are cheaper otherwise though I get what you’re saying.. Maybe it is a little over ambitious..
Actually the xbox one s upgrades graphics, it’s the newer model (no idea if there’s an xbox one s elite version tho). I guess i don’t care much about storage because i never buy digital games (i honestly feel like i don’t own them, if that makes sense, lol), but the s also comes in 1tb and 2tb versions. And yeah, i do own a ps4, but i’ve pretty much played everything i wanted to play on that so i want to get an xbox for a change. Not that i have lots of money tho, i’m pretty sure i’ll have to resort to eating ramen noodles for a full year if i get one, lol.
Sooo bet you cannot wait for Breath of the wild huuuuh?! I certainly cant though I’ve no idea how I will play it NEED to get a Switch some how. Yeah, I like Nintendo – they dubbed me Kimtendo at GAME as that was my area. Love Pokémon, Sonic a lot of the classics.. Kingdom Hearts.. Broken Sword and I’m not ashamed to say that I am partial to the Adventure Time games LOL >_<
Yeah the Elite upgrades graphics, its the equivalent to the pro and I used to have to sell the shit out of them fuckers lol
how do you find the difference between the two platforms? Apart from Halo lol
do you like the classics? Wish I had kept my ps1 and 2 although you can get packages online but its not the same as having the physical thing. There is a great shop here in Bristol called 8bit planet they sell megadrives, gameboy even ataris lol its like a cave!
The ps4 has a better catalog. Like you mention, xbox is mostly about halo (which i don’t even like), but they do have a few good exclusives (mostly killer instinct and gears of way, imho). In ps4 you have a lot more variety, but the last years as been kinda lackluster (i don’t like uncharted so i guess that made it lackluster for me, lol). I do prefer the xbox controller tho… the ps4 one gives me cramps for some reason.
As for classics, i mostly play classics, lol. I’m often stuck at classes, so i play a lot of those nes/snes games (on emulators) that you can beat in half an hour. I’ve kept most of my old consoles too, so yeah, classics all the way. Collecting classic games tho…? too much money for me, haha.
They have 64’s as well Bacon! pretty much every Nintendo thing going and so many original games and in such good condition.
My profile pic on fb was of my son and I wearing matching Bmo shirts 😉 breath of the wild, very excited! You’re welcome to play my switch when I get it but I’m probably slightly far from you…
Hey, I love BMO! Have a little BMO figure with a changeable face though mostly he is sad.. Think Im gonna crochet a BMO hat..
I take it you’re in the U.S.? I replied to your comment on your spoken word post btw dunno if you’ve seen it yet.