Hi,
Aaron will probably kill himself, even if he doesn’t you’ll still have to sell my puppies on KSL. You can give them away for free or make 50$ off of them. I just want them to go together. Those two need each other to play with. They are good at sharing food. Let the new owners know that there due for there second set of shots on Feb 20th and that they need to be socialized with kids and trained separately.
I want Jolee to have my rock and pin collection.
Skip the funeral. Cremate my body. I’m deleting my Facebook and all I need is for someone to call my jobs and tell them I’m dead ASAP.
Have a good rest of your life.
I just saved myself from my own suffering.
Sorry.
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Pin collection?
I should transcribe my mom’s suicide note and post it here.
Yes you should.
Pins = Buttons
There funny
Ah. Thanks.
Pins are not funny to the guy who sells them to support his liquor, dry ice, and sex habit. Never mind. Long story.
24 hours ago I retrieved a pin that I hid two years ago. Yes, funny: I’ve been sent here to study you people. I’ve had it for about 30 years.
I gave my sign collection to my son. Lots of memories there.
I’m not opposed to people killing themselves, but the loss of data makes me sad.
Go in peace
Thank you
Oh, one last tip.
If you live in the US and are ever in a situation where someone dies on you, you are not required to do anything about the body. Once the police/paramedics/city morgue takes the body away you can wave goodbye and be done with it. They may whine about finding kin to arrange something but you can tell them to fuck off.
The morgue has a special place they stick the uncliamed bodies in. It happens all the time. A lucky (ha) few in the state of Tennessee make it to The Farm.
“you can tell them to fuck off”
Thank you for the hearty laugh, Sir ! Interesting info, too 😀
I like the “skip the funeral” part. Funerals are for the benefit of the living, the guest of honor never seems to be aware of the party happening around him/her.
Bonus points for not including “goodbye cruel world” in the note. Happy Trails.
Yeah, a quick cremation and no church service will do me. I don’t even care if they burn me out the back garden.