Ahhh. Glory be to Jesus or Buddha or Trump or whom body ever is running the show. Today’s glorious feast will include rice and a baked potato. I’ll put sour cream on the potato, in keeping with my countries tradition of feasting and gluttony as a means towards thankfulness. I might even use a napkin instead of wiping my hands on my pants. Maybe I won’t wear pants today. Regardless, I’ll need my strength for Black Friday, so I can rise in the middle of the night and join hordes of other mindless American robots as we shove, bicker and wrestle for the best deals on stuff. That’s all so important. I bet Jesus is so proud of us, sacrificing valuable sleeping time for the newest televisions and toys in celebration of his b-day. I think there’s a bible verse, “Go ye forth into all the lands, of Canaan and Israel and the deserts therein and arriveth ye brethren at the temples of commerce, to battle thy weary brother which doth seek the better value on the better goods, that in doing so thy heavenly Father wouldst be glorified. ” (Commerce 3, 18-20.)
😉 Happy fucking bird day to you too!
You must not have a Wawa in your area. Tukey Bowl anyone? Mashed potatoes, stuffing, crowned with turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. Top it off with pumpkin spice coffee and a Tastykake pumpkin pie. Ideal way to commemorate our “friendship” with America’s native tribes, you know, before we stole their land, mass murdered their people, and force the rest into “protected” reservations (unless we want to lay a pipeline). Reservations? The only reservations I know are to restaurants.
“And on the eve of the Sabbath buy all that is pleasing to the eye and all that thine heart desires that thy landfills mayest be full and lack for nothing.” (Commerce 3, 21)
They close their doors for like 6 hours where I live. Last Christmas, I went there and they were blaring over the P.A. system a message for their “hard working and dedicated staff,” thanking them for giving up their time so they could meander the aisles like holiday zombies and stare at cans of soup. I feel bad for anyone who has to work at that place.
That’s what I thought, too, until I decided to go to Walmart. The complex I live in was so quiet I could hear a pin drop, and all the parking spots were empty. It was eerie. But things were hopping at that Walmart parking lot, let me tell you.
Yeah haha I don’t hang around megastores though…
I literally only go to places like Walmart for produce and hygiene products. And I usually don’t eat so…. Im more into the urban scene so I was strolling through downtown where all the really old houses were. It was peaceful for once in my life. Til they all started speeding at 1 PM
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Meh. Just another holiday. Zzzzz. Turkey is nice tho. where I live its not really celebrated anyway
Ahhh. Glory be to Jesus or Buddha or Trump or whom body ever is running the show. Today’s glorious feast will include rice and a baked potato. I’ll put sour cream on the potato, in keeping with my countries tradition of feasting and gluttony as a means towards thankfulness. I might even use a napkin instead of wiping my hands on my pants. Maybe I won’t wear pants today. Regardless, I’ll need my strength for Black Friday, so I can rise in the middle of the night and join hordes of other mindless American robots as we shove, bicker and wrestle for the best deals on stuff. That’s all so important. I bet Jesus is so proud of us, sacrificing valuable sleeping time for the newest televisions and toys in celebration of his b-day. I think there’s a bible verse, “Go ye forth into all the lands, of Canaan and Israel and the deserts therein and arriveth ye brethren at the temples of commerce, to battle thy weary brother which doth seek the better value on the better goods, that in doing so thy heavenly Father wouldst be glorified. ” (Commerce 3, 18-20.)
😉 Happy fucking bird day to you too!
Ha! Awesome! Love it.
You must not have a Wawa in your area. Tukey Bowl anyone? Mashed potatoes, stuffing, crowned with turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. Top it off with pumpkin spice coffee and a Tastykake pumpkin pie. Ideal way to commemorate our “friendship” with America’s native tribes, you know, before we stole their land, mass murdered their people, and force the rest into “protected” reservations (unless we want to lay a pipeline). Reservations? The only reservations I know are to restaurants.
Mm, I’d like an assassination bowl please.
“I might even use a napkin instead of wiping my hands on my pants. Maybe I won’t wear pants today.”
LOL. Bringing out the good napkins eh? 😛
That there is formal dining for me.
My cats make good napkins too.
“And on the eve of the Sabbath buy all that is pleasing to the eye and all that thine heart desires that thy landfills mayest be full and lack for nothing.” (Commerce 3, 21)
Amen, brother!
Four days off work. Wait, there’s a holiday? Holy shit. No wonder the stores are all closed but Walmart, and half the town is just hanging out there.
Walmart won’t close for Armageddon, but they do close for christmas.
Sometimes they stay open, again. That’s when you find all the wandering dead in the bakery aisle.
What? Walmart actually closes for xmas??
They close their doors for like 6 hours where I live. Last Christmas, I went there and they were blaring over the P.A. system a message for their “hard working and dedicated staff,” thanking them for giving up their time so they could meander the aisles like holiday zombies and stare at cans of soup. I feel bad for anyone who has to work at that place.
@rivets When it comes to the employees, corporate concern is an oxymoron.
Yup
You mention they are just “hanging around town” No one in my town was up until about 1 PM. It was a miracle.
That’s what I thought, too, until I decided to go to Walmart. The complex I live in was so quiet I could hear a pin drop, and all the parking spots were empty. It was eerie. But things were hopping at that Walmart parking lot, let me tell you.
Yeah haha I don’t hang around megastores though…
I literally only go to places like Walmart for produce and hygiene products. And I usually don’t eat so…. Im more into the urban scene so I was strolling through downtown where all the really old houses were. It was peaceful for once in my life. Til they all started speeding at 1 PM