General Probably do-able. by Cordless 1/6/2018 written by Cordless 1/6/2018 . 17 comments 0 Email Related posts deeper into the nothingness 12/17/2024 I’m a coward 12/17/2024 What do you think about this 12/17/2024 stupid 12/17/2024 Ok, Back To Normal 12/16/2024 Pessimism and Despair 12/14/2024 Abnormal 12/14/2024 Old timers 12/13/2024 dissembling hard 12/11/2024 Time Limit Almost Up 12/8/2024 17 comments rivets 1/6/2018 - 8:25 pm For cats: Addendum to 11: …unless stupid humans have treats. They are still stupid, though. Log in to Reply Cordless 1/6/2018 - 8:31 pm Probably true. Log in to Reply clipped-wings 1/6/2018 - 9:47 pm For cats #4: my cat doesn’t just smack me. She tries to kill me! And she gets away with it. Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:32 am Cats have a low tolerance for us sometimes. Luckily we’re the ones with the opposable thumbs who can operate the can opener. Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:33 am And clean the litter box. Log in to Reply iceberg 1/6/2018 - 10:08 pm The world’s a better place for you being in it, Cordless. Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:34 am Awww. Well thank you. Some days I wonder. 😉 Log in to Reply spectralgiraffe 1/6/2018 - 10:14 pm Cat 6 rofl Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:35 am I know; I laughed out loud at that one too! 😀 Log in to Reply spectralgiraffe 1/6/2018 - 10:17 pm I don’t do new yrs resolutions… Hmm but if I was gonna, then perhaps: Dog: 1, 5, 10 Cat: 3, 8, 11. I’ll just pretend I’m not a human. Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:38 am I’m already a pro at Dog #8: “Forget what you were doing and nap instead.” Log in to Reply Morris 1/6/2018 - 10:19 pm Cats can knock over home furnishings with zero consequences while dogs perform auto fellatio. Don’t compare yourself to pets, they’ll always get away with more. Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:40 am They do indeed. Log in to Reply flutterbye 1/6/2018 - 11:37 pm <3 Log in to Reply Cordless 1/7/2018 - 12:40 am 🙂 Log in to Reply clipped-wings 1/7/2018 - 10:56 am I love my cats! Log in to Reply Cordless 1/8/2018 - 7:38 pm I loved mine too. My oldest lived to the ripe old age of 19. Long time for a cat. Log in to Reply Leave a Comment Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.Subscribe to comments: Don't subscribe All new comments Replies to my comments Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.
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For cats: Addendum to 11: …unless stupid humans have treats. They are still stupid, though.
Probably true.
For cats #4: my cat doesn’t just smack me. She tries to kill me! And she gets away with it.
Cats have a low tolerance for us sometimes.
Luckily we’re the ones with the opposable thumbs who can operate the can opener.
And clean the litter box.
The world’s a better place for you being in it, Cordless.
Awww.
Well thank you.
Some days I wonder. 😉
Cat 6 rofl
I know; I laughed out loud at that one too!
😀
I don’t do new yrs resolutions… Hmm but if I was gonna, then perhaps:
Dog: 1, 5, 10
Cat: 3, 8, 11. I’ll just pretend I’m not a human.
I’m already a pro at Dog #8: “Forget what you were doing and nap instead.”
Cats can knock over home furnishings with zero consequences while dogs perform auto fellatio.
Don’t compare yourself to pets, they’ll always get away with more.
They do indeed.
<3
🙂
I love my cats!
I loved mine too.
My oldest lived to the ripe old age of 19.
Long time for a cat.