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What unrealistic resolutions have you set for 2018?

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iamdarling 1/3/2018 - 2:19 pm

‘improve my mental health’

Baked13 1/4/2018 - 6:43 am

That makes two of us

Stefan1984 1/3/2018 - 2:37 pm

i thought i woudl dy this january. but the conditions under which i wan to commit suicide(i can not explain here it’s against the rules) didn’t work out so i’m still alive.

eternaldarkness 1/3/2018 - 2:58 pm

To have a better year. Ha, it’s barely 3 days in and it’s already not looking too good.

Baked13 1/4/2018 - 6:46 am

Don’t worry, 362 more chances to make this year worthwhile.

clipped-wings 1/3/2018 - 3:27 pm

To be able to ride my bicycle and kayak by June.

eternaldarkness 1/3/2018 - 3:43 pm

Sounds like fun!

clipped-wings 1/3/2018 - 4:07 pm

It’s not unrealistic either. At least not yet. It’s gonna take some work.

rivets 1/3/2018 - 4:45 pm

I vowed to move to Ecuador and start a expat bar on the beach. Oh yeah, and I’m gonna do it by February probably. I already have $6 saved up for it. I’m sure real estate is cheap, so that’s, what, halfway there?

clipped-wings 1/3/2018 - 10:30 pm

You could boast the best selection of single malts on the beach!

Cordless 1/3/2018 - 4:53 pm

I resolved not to make resolutions.
So far so good!

shatterediris 1/3/2018 - 6:51 pm

To be happy :/

Once 1/3/2018 - 9:35 pm

I am going to learn to spel.

eternaldarkness 1/3/2018 - 9:42 pm

I see what you did there. You are going to have the best words, the biggest words, the biggest bestest words man can spel.

Once 1/3/2018 - 10:32 pm


shatterediris 1/4/2018 - 12:22 am

And you’re going to make the thesauruses pay for them.

Once 1/4/2018 - 12:55 am

I’m slow. . . Is this a Trump/Mexico will pay for our wall reference?

Cause of Death: Suicide 1/4/2018 - 3:54 am

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spectralgiraffe 1/3/2018 - 9:48 pm

I don’t really set new years resolutions

Cause of Death: Suicide 1/4/2018 - 3:51 am

I’m probably gonna build a rocket ship that can fly into space by 2021…. that’s my most recent goal.

Baked13 1/4/2018 - 6:49 am

Unrealistic enough. I want in on that rocket ship too.

Cause of Death: Suicide 1/4/2018 - 4:30 pm

Oh sh*t I’m sorry I thought it read “realistic”
That is my “realistic” goal

a1957 1/5/2018 - 12:35 am

I resolve to be resolute.

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