Wait, would selling one’s soul be considered illegal or legal? What if you were to sell another person’s soul by mistake? Can they take you to court for that?
Sell plasma if you live somewhere with a place that buys it. I’ve known people to make $60 a week at that. Selling things on craigslist works, apparently facebook also now has a way to sell things (I think it’s called marketplace.) Speaking of craigslist there are lots of short gigs on there, sometimes as short as a day, sometimes as long as a week.
There are supposedly online survey companies that pay cash, but the time investment isn’t worth it (less than $1 an hour.) I’ve also heard that fiver is a good way to pick up quick cash. Then there are temp agencies, the best ones are either filling office help (filing, typing, etc.) or construction/industrial work.
Haven’t tried a temp agency yet. Tried looking for jobs on cragslist but in my area its just people selling stuff thay have stolen and hookers. cant sell plasma because i because i am on medication. Been applying for loads of minimum and almost minimum wage jobs but keep getting rejected before evan getting interviewed just get an email back saying sorry but we are not taking your application further at this point. i am really starting to get desperate at this point
Get a job where I work. You’ll have more money than you know what to do with, and no free time at all in which to spend it, and as a hiring bonus, you’ll also get a bottomless cynicism and low-grade irritation that never goes away.
If you’re in the states, we’re in a tight job market right now – low unemployment – so most factories and warehouses are chomping at the bit to get fresh bodies on their floors. The place I’m working is offering $1000 hiring bonuses for anyone who can stick around more than three months and we can barely find anybody to fill the vacant positions. I’m half tempted to quit and apply again just so I can score an easy $1000.
sarcasm alert “…bottomless cynicism and low-grade irritation that never goes away.” Dude that’s awesome! Sign me up! They should start offering Bottomless Cynicism and Low-Grade Irritation correspondence courses for those who can’t relocate just to get that in person.
i wish the situation was that easy in the uk just rejection after rejection. i also don’t have a lot of qualifications so i guess i just gotta keep thinking up new hustles. i am a good mechanic so when i get some real money together i want to start flipping cars till 18 then join the fire department they’ll thay’ll take me.
thanks for the advice been applying for loads or minimum and almost minimum wage jobs but keep getting rejected before evan getting an interview. Starting to get really desperate
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Sell your soul.
Wait, would selling one’s soul be considered illegal or legal? What if you were to sell another person’s soul by mistake? Can they take you to court for that?
how the hell would i sell my soul if i knew how i would probably have done that by now
Methinks Google might come in handy for your question.
Sell plasma if you live somewhere with a place that buys it. I’ve known people to make $60 a week at that. Selling things on craigslist works, apparently facebook also now has a way to sell things (I think it’s called marketplace.) Speaking of craigslist there are lots of short gigs on there, sometimes as short as a day, sometimes as long as a week.
There are supposedly online survey companies that pay cash, but the time investment isn’t worth it (less than $1 an hour.) I’ve also heard that fiver is a good way to pick up quick cash. Then there are temp agencies, the best ones are either filling office help (filing, typing, etc.) or construction/industrial work.
Haven’t tried a temp agency yet. Tried looking for jobs on cragslist but in my area its just people selling stuff thay have stolen and hookers. cant sell plasma because i because i am on medication. Been applying for loads of minimum and almost minimum wage jobs but keep getting rejected before evan getting interviewed just get an email back saying sorry but we are not taking your application further at this point. i am really starting to get desperate at this point
Get a job where I work. You’ll have more money than you know what to do with, and no free time at all in which to spend it, and as a hiring bonus, you’ll also get a bottomless cynicism and low-grade irritation that never goes away.
If you’re in the states, we’re in a tight job market right now – low unemployment – so most factories and warehouses are chomping at the bit to get fresh bodies on their floors. The place I’m working is offering $1000 hiring bonuses for anyone who can stick around more than three months and we can barely find anybody to fill the vacant positions. I’m half tempted to quit and apply again just so I can score an easy $1000.
sarcasm alert “…bottomless cynicism and low-grade irritation that never goes away.” Dude that’s awesome! Sign me up! They should start offering Bottomless Cynicism and Low-Grade Irritation correspondence courses for those who can’t relocate just to get that in person.
i wish the situation was that easy in the uk just rejection after rejection. i also don’t have a lot of qualifications so i guess i just gotta keep thinking up new hustles. i am a good mechanic so when i get some real money together i want to start flipping cars till 18 then join the fire department they’ll thay’ll take me.
Any minimum wage is easy money suppose they give you time of day, just don’t waste it when you get it and your bills will be payed in no time
thanks for the advice been applying for loads or minimum and almost minimum wage jobs but keep getting rejected before evan getting an interview. Starting to get really desperate