How do I know?

Yeah? When I was going to do it, the only thing I thought about was rounding up the stuff building the contraption by the way I did a wonderful job! Fool proof! even practiced! So there be no mistakes! I don’t build anything have ass! 🙂 The point is there wasn’t a when there was when I’m done! it was on a Sunday, could have been Monday! Didn’t matter, I was going to show a $20 up my ass for the undertaker as a tip! I felt that would get back to my family and at least make them laugh, during all this turmoil, they know me! anyways ways was on my way I got a phone call out of the blue from my father, asked how I was well I wasn’t in great shape so I told him well I’m OK I just have a few problems not letting on to what I was really up to, he said come on over I’ll help you with those! HUM? My dad cares that much? I’m going to break his heart? I can’t do it! I’ll wait till he passes, that was 9 years ago, he is 95 now! in perfect shape ha ha!