‘Send me a picture, get my mind off my problems’ I txted. A picture came back immediately, she just happened to be in bed, her face on the pillow, I scrutinized her face carefully, the face is the most important factor for me in terms of attraction. I deemed her face pretty and the fact it was on a pillow swung the pendulum my way bigtime. The marijuana I was smoking said to me ‘ compliment her, that’s the type of face you go for, compliment that face’ which is the absolute worst thing you can do in this scenario, absolutely fucking lethal, sexual suicide. Unfortunately I was quite high, the marijuana was particurlarly good shit, perfectly cured, so against my better judgement I replied ‘ you look hot’. Her retaliation was immediate ‘ OMG, what are you drunk or something?’. The pendulum had now swung her way. The vitriol in her response was not something I could tolerate, ‘ take it easy you, don’t take your menstrual cycle out on me’ I replied. ‘Lol, speaking of menstrual cycles Charles said to Camilla I want to be your tampon’ she replied with about 10 smile emojis. This was crazy, the pendulum had swung back my way, she seemed to be one of these that likes getting talked down to by men and was now pushing this in a sexual direction. ‘ She sent me some tiktok garbage, it was looking like she wanted to be talked down to some more ‘ I thought I told you not to send me any tiktok videos, thats not my mentality, here look at this’ I replied and sent her the Pesci pen scene from Casino. ‘ No, I dont like gangster movies, Im scared to watch it’ she replied. ‘ stop messing, watch that scene’ I commanded. ‘ im not messing, im proper scared’ she replied. The term ‘proper scared’ had seduced me, she was playing the girly girl card. ‘ ok, I watched it, its funny but its too violent, what are you doing over the bank holiday weekend?’ she replied and the pendulum was firmly entrenched my way. ‘ I don’t know yet, why?’ I replied. ‘ we can go for a walk’ she replied, this had all stemmed from her getting put in her place.
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You should show off your smarts and manliness not anger issue.
I mean because you’re a smart and funny dude. At least from what I could gather after these years. Be yourself -don’t feel down about those dumb dating apps – they don’t match right on there
It’s hard finding your partner in crime, I’m in that situation too… but I’m less about “hookups” bc I’m a reserved lady who needs to get out more. Anyway, You deserve the fulfillment.
… I see how you’re shocked tho… “scared proper” is that an Irish thing? I kept picturing someone in the southern US but was like wait a min >.> duh.
But anyways, here’s sorry in advance if she flees early or asks for $$$ to never be seen again. That happens to my friend erry time