dear “valued” applicant, while we appreciate your ongoing search for meaning and purpose, we have decided to give it to someone else. We appreciate the time it took for you to seek us out, except we don’t in any meaningful way, and we cast you back into the meaningless void.
Please come ask us for meaning again, so we can once again tell you that you are LESS THAN. YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH. YOU”LL NEVER BE ENOUGH. Thanks so much for wasting your time, wasting our time, wasting your life.
Even though you have a degree in the field, and six years of applicable work experience, there are people with more, and those people get this entry level job.
now they’re skipping the interview and straight to the rejection…. more efficient, one must admit.