i hate the sinews holding my miserable corpse together

With All Due Respect my Fair Lady
I hereby stand before Thou
as Proof to the Negation of thyn Claims

Thyn Existence is Very Much Acknowledged
(Else, I wouldn’t be here scribing Thou this exceedingly lengthy Refutation, would I?)

Thyn Disappearance would Most Certainly be proclaimed a Disastrous Calamity
(Where Else On Earth would we find another Real-Life Furby?!)

& Fair Lady

Thyn Cries for Help have been Very Audibly heard,
to the point that an Entire Army has been dispatched to set sail towards Thou for the sole purpose of Thyn Rescue

Tis true that the Rescue Army so happens to be a ‘One Man Army’, but.. Ehm..still, Nonetheless.. an Army has been sent, hasn’t it?

Ample Proof that Thou are Very Much cared for

Tis my sincerest wish that the Fair Lady would kindly accept the above logic as the truth,
for it most certainly is
& it would be negating to my own existence if she decides to believe otherwise!

Your Army pleads Mercy Oh Fair Lady Furby!