earlier today I spied the exit door, but instead I saw it as a threat to my family….. and now I feel truly awful for slamming the damn thing
I could be dead now, people would be shopping for coffins, instead of offering feeble comfort. My back fence neighbor is committed to stealing natural gas, and if that was all it was good on him trying to beat the system,
but every time he tries he introduces danger into the equation and risks my life and property into the bargain. To think it might have been as easy as lighting a match….. I’m trying to convince myself that would have been worse, there’s no certainty of a big enough explosion, or enough 3rd degree burns on my part. Yes I know, I know, 3rd degree burns are terrible…. but if you get a high enough % of your body covered in them there is no recovering from that… and god help me, that sounds wonderful right now.