Google maps….

Is never fucking wrong. So I got a bit of a start when It read 1hr30 mins for a journey and not the usual 42mins. I also elected to ignore the fact it said part of the motorway was closed and proceeded with the journey anyway. I would pay for that later on. First 30 mins I sped along fine, if there was a logjam I must have avoided it I thought to myself. All of a sudden I drove into traffic at a standstill. A sign glared ‘ Emergency vehicles only on left lane’. I checked google maps it read 2hrs 45 mins. I tried not to panic. I only had what under normal circumstances was 15mins to drive and it was now 2hrs 45 mins. I also had weed in the car. Time ground to a halt. It was cigarette after cigarette. Moving a metre a time, bumper to bumper, choc a bloc. Another sign ominously glared ‘Garda checkpoint ahead’. Now the day was hot so I was wearing shades and had the car window rolled down. ” Hows it going?” asked the police. I was adamant I would present a calm exterior that would elicit no further snooping. “Im good, you?” I said back to the police. “There’s an accident ahead, stay out of the right hand lane, off you go” the police said. I drove off safely. Google maps now said Ihr 20 mins. Google maps is never wrong.