I was trying to get the Sky Sports main event channel up on a new package. Every other channel was working except this one,, the most important and valuable one because of live Saturday and Sunday premier league football. ” Not fucking working, every other station except the one I wanted” I said out to her in the kitchen. She came in with tea and a large bar of Cadburys caramel chocolate, the best version t hat has to be purchased independently of the multi pack, larger squares of chocolate. I was licking my lips. “Caramel, your favourite” she said handing me the tea and large, delicious chocolate bar. ” Yes, one of my favourites all right, good girl, what do you want?” I said. ” Could you give me a lift to my mother’s and collect me later?” She said. ” Could you not take your own car ? ” I said nibbling on a square of Cadburys caramel. ” I’m gonna have a drink” she said. ” Emmmmmmmmm, okay, the caramel swayed things” I said like a simp.