If I’m smiling because I’m happy… beware. I know when, where, and how I’ll die. Stupid, good, Samaritans always trying to help eveyone but themselves. Who are they kidding?
You know what makes me happy? Whiskey. I’m heading out to a bar for some social event in a few minutes so I suspect that my happiness levels shall rise incrementally over the new few hours.
On the downside, I seem to have come up short in my bank account. I’m hedging on the possibility of getting free drinks. I’ll have to be extra flirtatious, I suppose.
Try being disfigured and smiling!! Because many of us can’t. And besides many of us cannot be happy. Will you be happy if you are in hell? Of course not. Well many of us are in hell on this planet.
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Haha, gotta love the advice people give for what they can’t understand. If only they knew how ridiculous it was…
If only it were so simple.
Maybe whoever said it just wanted you to pretend to be. People tell me that it can actually help.
If I’m smiling because I’m happy… beware. I know when, where, and how I’ll die. Stupid, good, Samaritans always trying to help eveyone but themselves. Who are they kidding?
You know what makes me happy? Whiskey. I’m heading out to a bar for some social event in a few minutes so I suspect that my happiness levels shall rise incrementally over the new few hours.
On the downside, I seem to have come up short in my bank account. I’m hedging on the possibility of getting free drinks. I’ll have to be extra flirtatious, I suppose.
*next few hours
Haha, good luck on the free drinks. Alcohol!
@poisontongue Thanks, but nobody offered me any. 🙁 Maybe I should dye my hair blonde. That might do the trick.
Try being disfigured and smiling!! Because many of us can’t. And besides many of us cannot be happy. Will you be happy if you are in hell? Of course not. Well many of us are in hell on this planet.