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to cheer people up
Today, I was really tired at school so I put my head on my desk. Apparently everyone thought I had fallen asleep so when my teacher came over and stuck her head in my face to scare me when I “woke up” I waited a minute and then screamed BOO! She was so scared that she fell backwards and the whole class was laughing hysterically-even her! I got in zero trouble. 🙂 MLIA.
Today one of my friends told me that the day before she had hid in her brother’s backseat as he drove to work and popped out singing, “Hi Ho Hi Ho! It’s off to work we go!” I remember why we’re friends now. MLIA
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my dad. I wore my Star Wars T-shirt and skipped around humming the ‘Inspector Gadget’ theme song while eating an ice cream cone. I walked through the clothing section and pointed out all the Miley Cyrus clothing saying ‘Eeney, meeny, miney, mo. Miley Cyrus is a hoe!’ I got three high-fives from the workers. MLIA
Today I was in target when I heard a little boy begging his mom to buy him a transformers toy in the next isle over. The mom said, “I’ll buy you that toy when pigs fly!” I grabbed a stuffed pig off the shelf and threw it over a few isles hoping the mom would see. I looked over into the isle to see the mom putting the toy in the cart and the little boy shouting “YAY!” MLIA.
Today, my brother was muttering under his breath while putting on his snow boots. A little curious, I listened a little closer. He was saying “boots activate” as he pulled them on and smiled to himself. MLIA
Yesterday, my family went out to dinner for my mom’s birthday. She decided she had to use the bathroom, and a few minutes later so did I. I thought that my mom was in the stall next to me, so I reached under and grabbed her leg as a joke. It wasn’t my mom.
I am Australian and today I finally realised that when other MLIAers (who I am assuming are American) say they are eating Goldfish, they dont mean actual goldfish. MLIA.
Today, there was a new guy in our school. I realized that he use to be my neighbor, but moved away when he was 5. Before he moved away I stole his dog, and in return he abducted my cat named Mittins. I didn’t mention anything in case he didn’t remember. His second day of school I sat down in biology class to find a note taped to my desk. It read, “Give me Bruno, or the cat dies”. I looked to see a cathead sticking out of his backpack. The next day in class we exchanged the stuffed animals. MLIA
I’m Spanish, but I have blond hair and blue eyes and I am rather fair-skinned. The other day, two Mexican guys were speaking in Spanish, and obviously I could understand them. One of them said, “Look at that hot white chick in front of us! If I had her alone for 10 minutes…” I turned around and said, in Spanish, “If you had me alone for ten minutes, you wouldn’t even be alive for five of them.” The look on his face was priceless. BTW, the other Mexican guy and I have a date tomorrow. MLIA
It’s 3am and I’m meant to be working on my assignments only to find three guys outside my house with guitars singing love songs to me. They have the wrong house…I’ll tell them after the next song. But for now MLIA
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