Whether you want to be buried, cremated or idk, what would you like your ideal funeral to be like? (Assuming you’d want one)
For me, it’d be small and intimate. I’ve told my family one million times, I’d much rather be cremated. I think it’s cheaper and more environmentally-friendly. No viewing, in my opinion, would be necessary. Just remember  me the way I was. Nothing fancy.
Ideally, I’d like my ashes to be thrown into some body of water–which one? I really don’t care.
How about for you all?
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No viewing (How creepy to sit there and stare at a dead body!)
Cremation all the way (Spread my ashes as directed in my final wishes)
No funeral (Just a big ass party where everyone gets wasted and celebrates our good times and the ending of a lifetime of pain)
As no one will be attending, I will not have to worry. I did not want one anyway.
I wouldn’t want a funeral. Leave me wherever I’ve fallen. As for anyone to grieve me? I wouldn’t want anyone left. So I guess I’m kinda stuck here lol.
Cremation. No viewing. No party.
Everyone can go about their lives as usual.
I’m with the Koji: make sure I’m dead by burning my corpse. The idea of rotting or even somehow still being alive in a casket disturbs me, should I still possess some form of awareness.
I’ve always found the whole rotting in a box underground VERY creepy. I’ve heard of people speak AGAINST cremation as if it’s some sort of sin. You’re FUCKING DEAD. You’re going to rot anyway lol.
My words to friends and family would be, “Don’t cry for me.”
How does cremation stop human tissue from reanimating due to zombie plague?
Wouldn’t we just have, like, zombie miasmas floating around all over the place, carried by vapor, infecting everything that drinks where it rains?
Idk, i rather like the idea of my ashes being mixed into some special soil mix for high grade cannabis. Maybe even keep some of my remains “whole,” and blend it up into a liquified slurry for fertilizer (no idea if that would even work as/in/for fertilizer).
Honestly, I can’t answer that question. But save the box and save the expenses because funerals can be hella expenses depending on how many “bells and whistles” you want to have. Hell, you can even keep me in one of those cute little “vases”.
I don’t know how many times I’ve seen families crying and weeping because they can’t afford a “proper” funeral for their loved ones. Of course we all want respect, but damn, going into debt to “afford” a funeral with a big metal box is a bit absurd in *my* personal opinion.
I’ve seen caskets floating due to floods. It’s not a good look lol.
Even cremation can add up.