I had brought home some vegetarian sushi earlier today. Dude, it was bad. I mean the food wasn’t spoilt or anything bad, but bad tasting bad. Didn’t think a place could ruin a simple avocado cucumber roll but apparently it is possible. Yeack.
$30 down the drain. Double yeack.
Ate a bunch of calories and carbs that I could’ve done without. Triple yeack.
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I’m telling ya: coffee and cookies is the way to go.
Sigh. If only I could have real cookies again. Real cookies = allergic reaction. Vegan cookies = taste like cardboard.
>vegetarian sushi
what about normal vegetables novadays ? What is wrong with making your own soup ?
cuz that involves cooking. my hands aren’t always steady…cut myself a bunch of times last year so no more of that! I’ve pretty much been ordering take out or ordering food to go at restaurants.
Enjoy your hands while it still works my dear. (I’m serious)
Stomp on vegetables, cook them up? How good are your legs?
i think I’ve seen devices that do the slicing for you though…
Actually don’t stomp on vegetables, who knows what’s been on our feet?!?!
there are places that make good sushi. just $$$ though.
heck, i wish i had enough money for a personal chef and deliver it to my apt O_o
then exercise for the cooks sake, do you now how much of a quality meal you could have ?
exercise?
like try holding a knife a bit steady, or using a knife that doesn’t open the wrist just by touching it
FML my comments in moderation.
Get a mandolin slicer. They are about 15 bucks and work like a dream.
What HDS said..
But what about the cleaning up? I’ve used some kind of slicer before, years ago, but then I cut myself trying to clean it -_-‘
bah,
i do my own cooking, i hate restaurant food! they don’t know how to cook anything these days! one time i brought some of that sushi!!! the fucking shit was raw!! 🙂
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Careful of restaurant food; who knows who has touched it? Have they picked their nose? Have they dropped it, not washed it, and continued? Have they left it in a bacteria breeding location? Food should be hot or cold; not warm; bacteria love warm moist areas
Ewwww. Yeah, if
a) I knew how to cook, I’d cook. But my cooking is terrible. Like even my sandwiches don’t come out tasting good lol. My go-to is to eat what I can eat raw (I like stuff like persian cucumbers, no slicing needed, no cooking needed, just chomp on food).
b) I’ve had multiple hand injuries so it’s just easier to not cook/make stuff/clean up. Which means eating at restaurants or taking food to go.
c) I need to find me a boy toy who can cook and clean for me. Yes, someone who’ll worship me and make me tasty delicious food. LOL. Where is this magical creature?
Try C 😉
Been searchin’. No luck 🙁
So what foods are tasty raw?
I’d answer this but I don’t really eat a diverse range of foods. I eat wheat biscuits alot. They are not tasty. Its just cereal…
All this raw food has to be cut up, shredded, or something, i think
I’m sorry about your hand injuries. I did not think about washing up the slicing instrument 🙁
My online boyfriend sometimes had sliced ham and sliced Carlsberg sandwiches… but sliced food tends to be expensive and you get less…
I had the worst experience with strawberry cream cheese after brushing my teeth. One of my meds has a REALLY shitty side effect of dairy making me noxious. It was worse from the fluoride in the toothpaste so yeah, I threw up. It sucked.
That honestly sounds like the worst injustice ever. I will cry for you.
It’s an acne drug capsule. EVEN WORSE!!!!!!111!!!!
Try being allergic to dairy. You can *never* eat dairy. Yup, welcome to my life. It sucks.
I’m sorry that is horrible
What are you allergic to?
I am allergic to:
Dairy, seafood
I am intolerant to (which means I won’t die immediately but will get bad reactions):
wheat, gluten, soy, rice, apple, peanuts, wheatgrass, plus a bunch more less bad ones.
So technically I shouldn’t eat rice either, but it’s better than me eating wheat, and WTH can I eat if I don’t wheat, rice, soy, gluten or dairy??? Air?
Also allergic to dogs, cat, and all furry animals.
And that’s why I’m depressed. So when all these people (not on SP) tell me to “just think about the positives” I want to spit in their face. Really. Cuz they have no idea how hard it is to be me.
I guess that leaves some fruits and vegetables. And some kinds of meat. Hmm… But the bigger problem there is that alot of packaged food contains traces of soy, nuts and other stuff. But fruit and vegetables go off after a while… so does meat. Combined with your hands… Yes, this is really hard. How can you open stuff???
I’m sorry about all your allergies. A toy dog or cat just won’t cut it. Get a huge toy tiger and wonder why it won’t move, or talk… Oh, its a toy…
only good cuddling material, although I’d rather cuddle something that breathes…
anyway its nice to have you on SP 🙂
Why can’t a horrible person get all of this instead?
Exactly. If I was a bad person, I’d understand it. But it really peeves me that I’e been such a good person my whole life and not only do I get nowhere in life, but that I get heaped suffering upon suffering, while all the assholes and selfish ppl I know get everything in life and have such good lives. It’s just not fair.
I feel like the nicer you are, sometimes those are the people who get shitted on the most.
I’m allergic to 99% of people in society…
I want to slap 99% of people in society… 😛
yes. SOOOOO TRUUUUUUEEE
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