welp I really hope nobody I know IRL is hanging around here as they will know me right away just from this information…. But oh well -_- If they know me well enough to know this they know me well enough to know everything else basically….
But tonight I was sort of bored, couldn’t sleep…. So I decided to masturbate, I know this probably sounds normal to most, but for me this is a difficult thing, I’m not into sex. Porn doesn’t work…. and I maybe do this like 4 times a month (on a good month) I do however really REALLY, enjoy experiencing pain to my genitals…. And generally can not cause enough anymore threw beating or bludgeoning (you get more and more used to it, trust me on that) and recently I found how how much fun vapor rub was to place on my genitals (I have male genitalia JSYK) I really enjoyed that, but tonight I was out of vapor rub…. So I thought maybe hotsauce would work, I had some packets of sauce from jack in the box, I figured it is a mild sauce it can’t be that bad…. So I slathered one packet all over my scrotum (the most fun bit to hurt) I only did one as I decided just to try it out and be safe and start small…. I found out it was a HORRIBLE idea…. It just doesn’t stop burning…. I finally got it to stop after about an hour of soaking in milk (I was happy I had just bought milk and disposable cups (Used most of the half gallon of milk, and no I didn’t drink it after)) They still sort of hurt, which is when I go back to milk, probably won’t be permanent, and I’m hoping I don’t react to it or something stupid like that…. As that would be a really weird thing to go to a doctor for…. they’d be all like “WTF? O.o” I did wash off in the bath (which really fucking hurt a lot) but that helped after…. So basically moral of the story don’t play with hot sauces, they just don’t stop….
Now vapor rub (at least vicks) is fun, very simmillar feeling, just a lot less intense, and washes off really quickly and easily and stops right away…. However the hot sauce did cause me to be able to successfully masturbate ^-^ it was really really nice for a bit…. it just doesn’t wash off very well…. maybe if I was quicker about washing it off (I left it for about a quarter of an hour while enjoying it)
and if you do do it, use milk…. Milk was my savour, also wash with soap and water in a bath (which will hurt but it will get a lot of it off though (Milk can be first though, it’ll take a lot off too (don’t put soap in the milk, it may cause more irritation)))
well sorry if I disturb any of you, I just need to talk about this, as it will help me feel a bit better…. -_-
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I’m probably not sleeping tonight -_- I’m a bit too stimulated. I can’t tell if it still hurts anymore or not. like I think it may burn a bit, but it doesn’t seem to hurt…. just don’t want things touching them for a few hours…. hopefully it goes away before my father swings by.
OK tbh I liked the story,I normally use anything I find for masturbating lol but I didn’t tried hot sauce.
It seems cool I guess.
well it is an interesting experience, I would recommend thinking it threw before trying it…. As it doesn’t stop easily…. It seemingly soaks in better than vapor rubs do…. I probably won’t be doing it again, at least not for awhile….
Update: Yeah not any actual pain anymore, more of a light tingly feeling, put clothes back on…. Nothing too bad happening, I fear using the bathroom now…. that may not be much fun, but I will eventually have to…. I could probably sleep. I do guess the good thing that came from this was I did forget about my allergies for a little bit (sadly though they are annoying me again, my thraot is back to being so very sore) 🙁
shatterediris,
Have you learned your lesson? why ever you do don’t try Ben gay or something like that! you will probably have to call 911 and they will take you away on a Gurney while your screaming I’M ON FIRE!!!!! AND THEY WILL BE APPLYING ICE PACKS!!! Asking you how did this happen? 🙂
Ben gay I would think would wash off easily though…. isn’t it the same as vicks basically? O.o
I really enjoyed reading this this morning. What an adventure! Chili pepper oil in the hot sauce typically won’t cause perminent damage. I know this because I make kimchee, which uses powdered chilli peppers. Do that one time without protective gloves and you will wish you hadn’t. The oil doesn’t wash off because it soaks into the skin kind of like baby oil, which is why it doesn’t wash off. Glad you found something to neutralize the oil.
Thanks for making my morning with this hilarious story. I hope you purchsed some more vapo rub.
wow, it’s so nice that it just simply soaks into the skin…. -_- Welp at least the tale of my pain seemingly made your day better…. I’m feeling fine now even slept for a few hours…. My voice is now the only thing that’s broken, maybe I should rub hot sauce on my neck….
Also interesting side note: when I googled this to see if I could find advice, I came across a body building site where somebody was told it boosted testosterone -_- Body builders apparently have a strange sense of humour, as somebody explained to him that’s a common “prank” :/
LOL. Well you might want to google “will this cause perminent damange to my dick and balls if I slather it all over the place” prior to slathering random things all over the nether regions. Although I will admit in the heat of the moment doing some spectacularly stupid things in my life so really I kind of understand the impulse.
“wait a second honey, don’t loose that thought or erection…I need to just google what this might do if I rub this around there”. Yeah. Not happening right?
LOL yeah, but hot sauce seems like it would be harmless for the most part. But yeah google can sort of kill the mood sometimes.
Well happy to see you are still intact. Let us know how the peppermint oil goes. I’m betting it will be wonderful.
Peppermint oil.
Usually found in the candy-making section of large supermarkets/ box stores.
Not peppermint extract (which is alcohol based), but peppermint OIL.
I use it on my temples to lessen the pain of headaches.
And let’s just say I happened to accidentally discover that it… um… is noticeable in other spots too.
I love hot sauce on my meals… never tried it in other contexts.
I like the extreme hot stuff (habanero, ghost chili, bhut jolokia, etc).
So if MILD sauce gave you this much agony, I shudder to think what the hot stuff in my fridge would do to you.
Anyway… try the peppermint oil.
Hmmmm thanks for the advice…. Yeah I also shudder a bit to think about what habanero sauce would do…. I do have a fairly good habanero sauce in my fridge (it has orange flavouring in it) But I decided it was probably best to start with something mild…. Now I want to go out and get some pepermint oil, if I end up not liking it for that I can probably find other uses for it. 😀
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What a crazy post. Never expected to read such a thing here. I laughed a lot! Thanks for your sincerity…u r a great guy 🙂
If you like pain, try sadomazoquism. You can have a master to torture your genitals. Much more efficient and surprising then hot sauce. And much more painful!!!
yeah that would be nice, but I’m not quite sure I’m ready to know somebody that well yet. -_- That seems like it would take a lot of trust…. But yeah they could do such wonderful things probably
Hi. Yes…it’s a relation based on trust
Take your time 😉
FTR there are quite a few people around here that are into BSDM on various levels. Like any forum there is a wide array of tastes sexually. which is why I like this forum so much.