welp here we are again…. it’s been awhile since last time. I think like two months…. But I was getting to a point where I decided that masturbation would be a good idea…. And my normal routine of bludgeoning my genitals with my fists and various different objects was getting pre boring and was just not causing me enough pain….. There is only so hard somebody can hit themselves and eventually you grow too used to it, nothing would make me feel like curling up into a ball and crying…. And the last time when I tried hot sauce was a bit too extreme, so I’ve been thinking on this for a few days what fun new thing I could try (the menthol rubs were getting old too) looking around the house for anything that could be a bit painful…. I was thinking about maybe taking my Xacto knife to my scrotum and then maybe rubbing salt into the shallow cuts I would make, that seems like it could be painful…. But that seemed like a bad idea…. I considered maybe using hot sauce again, and seeing if something a bit spicier would hurt more, but I decided I didn’t want the pain to continue for the next several hours with no way for me to stop it -_- I eventually settled on toothpaste, it seemed like it would do something…. It did
So I took a small hand full of my toothpaste and rubbed it into my scrotum, decided to leave my penis alone it generally isn’t as fun…. It started with a strange tingling sensation fairly quickly, which gave me hope for the future of this experiment. After a few minutes the tingling started to become more of a burn, sort of simmillar to menthol rubs however more dry if that makes any sense…. Rubs like vicks and what have you cause more of a wet sort of burning that feels more fluid and mobile and kind of fills the entire space up, feels kind of internal…. This felt very stuck in place and just more on the surface, like it made the skin of my scrotum very sensitive to touch causing a much more intense pain than something like vicks would with decently hard contact…. Felt more like an actual burn really…. Either way it didn’t really get that painful so it took me a bit to accomplish my goal, I feel a bit ripped off…. It washed off well, and most of the sensation is gone, but now there is a mild ache left much like what’s normally left with bludgeoning but far less severe…. I guess this was a nice casual experience….
Welp there is the strange story of my day I guess…. -_- I would recommend this to others, and as always with the washing it off do use a bath instead of a shower…. I did decide to try shower (against my better judgement) first just to see if it would be like with vicks and it was…. That is the streams of water making contact with it would cause decent amounts of discomfort, and normally at that point I’m done enjoying the discomfort…. -_- But yes I would recommend trying toothpaste first if this is the sort of thing that interests you, so far it’s been the least intense thing I’ve tried that still caused pain…. Menthol rubs I would also recommend if you want a little bit more…. And hot sauce I would recommend if you really want something quite painful that isn’t easy to back out of once you start…. Make sure you have milk, maybe sour cream…. Although maybe not having anything that will make it stop will make the entire experience so much better, will add to the thrill…. I’m making myself want to do this again…. -_-
Either way I hope this wasn’t too weird, then again last time it didn’t get too many strange looks…. I’m sorry that this wasn’t as interesting as the last entry, I still have yet to acquire peppermint oil as Cordless suggested…. But isn’t peppermint oil an essential oil? Like can’t that actually cause skin damage if not used with a carrier oil? O.o  Welp either way have good days ^_^
First one (is a link)
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i love your honesty!! talking about masturbation! but are you crazy? beating yourself up!! pain!! no no! that’s not a good thing! stop that! play nice! 🙂
But I love it though…. It’s my fetish I think….
It’s different than when I hurt myself in other places, as this arouses me while other self harm just makes me hate myself a bit less. -_- It’s weird I know :/
I should try to find a friend to help me out with this though…. Would probably be fun. But I feel it would be hard to find somebody willing to do such things.
well yeah! OK a little pain is OK! i can’t believe i’m saying that! no cutting! 🙂
I haven’t for a bit now ^_^ 2 weeks I think (I could check I did post about it)
how about waxing your balls! then ripping it off? ouch! that’s got to hurt!! 🙂
That’s an idea…. 😀
Lol
i’m glad i could help??? awwww!!!
yay ^_^ it may be help I guess…. It sounds like it could be okay. I’ve also been thinking about investing in a mouse trap and maybe some clothespins, I’ve tried a mouse trap once a long time ago and it was fairly fun…. However sadly I wasn’t brave enough to actually let it fully snap shut on me…. Maybe I would be now
and if you really want to make the best of it, splash a little after shave lotion on afterwards that should really seal the deal!!!!!!! 🙂
LOL I could just try dry shaving with a dull blade too…. I actually don’t own after shave…. Does it burn or something?
Well, I was given this clit toy once for my birthday from a funny friend. lol it connected on to your clitoris and gave little jolting electric shocks. The pleasure and pain was so orgasimic really got ya wet. lol Maybe you can get ball sack shockers at your local sex shop? I’m sure they would have everything if your game enough to go there. lolz
But the ball-sack doesnt have any nerve endings susceptible to pleasure… he may as well stick one end of a fork in his sack and stick the other end in an electric socket…
electric socket would be a bad idea…. I was thinking a few batteries….
how about jumper cables???? to a big rig??? i can’t believe i said that!!! 🙂
oh my…. But that would require being outside…. not a fan of that idea, and the garage is filthy, just doesn’t set the mood….
i was thinking of those alligator clamps!! maybe you could just bring a battery inside???
yeah but then the neighbors would ask why I was carrying my car’s battery inside -_-
yeah especially if your balls are all swelled up and purple!!! hanging outside your shorts!!! from your last adventure!!!
I know that some men use something like that in their urethra…. I imagine I could probably make something like that myself though and save a bit of money ^_^ I have never had that idea before, thanks for bringing it up…. Sounds fun actually…. New home project 😀
soulsister, you shocked your clit!! AWWWWWW!!! That gives electric shock therapy a whole new meaning!!! did it help with your depression? 🙂
OMG I can believe I wrote that. The joys of anonymous sites. you guys are hilliarous the most I’ve laughed all year.
You know what it actually did cure my depression now that I think about it. lolz maybe depression can be cured by masterbation and sex toys because let’s face it half the people are depressed because they are lonely and not getting any. This should help you to love yourself. Haha
i believe in masturbation therapy!! 🙂 This should help you to love yourself. Haha 🙂
The doctor: take two of these and go masturbated!!! 🙂
Well i had a friend that splash a little aftershave down there and he said he screamed!!!! so yeah! it may cure you!!! 🙂
Okay I will add that to my list of things to possibly try 😀
Or maybe strong mouthwash like Listerine…?
i guess that would probably easier to explain to the EMT’s????
you going to have a hell of a time explaining to the EMT’S what you did while their reviving you!!
LOL yeah…. -_- is why I wouldn’t do anything that extreme with electricity, just a few batteries would be enough probably, and I actually have skills with assembling electronics so I am certain I could make something for this purpose.
I loved the first story. This one is just as good. Have you tried the peppermint oil yet? Someone had stated that might be a nice alternative.
I’m not into pain, but I can live vicariously through your adventures. They are fascinating.
Nope haven’t managed to get any yet…. Cordless recommended that.
I did indeed.
i can’t believe my virgin ears!!!! 🙂
On the bright side, you will be less likely to develop testicular cavities and plaque now.
Be sure to floss.
Wow that actually gave me a good laugh
and get annual check up’s won’t the dentist be surprised!!!
“Turn and spit” would have a whole new context….
I SUPPOSE SO OK! YOU CAN STOP SPITING NOW!!!
For electrical stimulation, get one of those shocking ab flexers. Fairly cheap on eBay, adjustable intensity. Probably won’t kill you, or raise any eyebrows.
the masterbation post is beating out the post next to it by a head???
OMG.
you guy’s are to nasty i’m getting out of here!! your a bad influence on me!
YAY grandpa’s leaving 😛
Yeah, I’m not sure if Jesus or Walt Disney would approve of this.
Jesus was BFFs with prostitutes, so he must have at least gotten the odd free hand job now and then.
Plus he could turn water into wine…. I can’t really think of much else that skill would be good for…. And Walt Disney was an old man so if we go by stereotypes he was probably super perverted ^_^
Walt might be ok with it… Donald Duck never wore pants anyway.
oh you little shit! i just might help you with a sledge hammer on your???? 🙂
<3 ^_^ 😀 :3
If your life ever gets turned into a movie, this part will get edited out.
How many biographies have you watched which featured a masturbation scene?
well that would get rid of a lot of the interesting bits though….
You know, if Jesus ate, then that means Jesus pooped. We never hear about Jesus pooping. How come autobiographies never feature this aspect of Jesus’ life?
I’ll bet his stool sample would be worth millions. (Holy Shit)!
Gawd, this is so immature. Who reads this drivel?
Maybe he was just really boring when he did poop? O.o
“Holy Shit”…. LMAO!
Best jerk off thread ever. Or at least this week.
Someone should compile a top ten list.
The dentist: OK open up and say aw!! HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!! 🙂
How come the TC just doesn’t get a dominatrix to beat the stuffing out of his balls? Granted I’m sadistic enough to mutilate him but I don’t think he’s into guys.
Is it weird I find this thread to be humorous? I bet if the TC’s balls could speak, they’ll probably be saying “Castrate us now!”
well, it would have to be with somebody that I trust…. And probably have a close relationship with, I don’t have anybody in my life that meets those criteria who would be okay with doing such things…. Otherwise I would certainly love to find a person to do that…. And I’m really not into anybody (I’m asexual with a strange fetish) so I would be okay with a guy, but I do have to admit it seems better with not a guy…. And I’m not sure they would be saying that, I’m certain they are very okay with it and would be begging for more ^_^ at least that’s what I like to think -_-
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