(silly non-important post ’bout chips…)
Bought me 3 bags of different kinds of BBQ flavored chips yesterday. Yes, all different kinds of BBQ, not even 3 different flavors, 3 different kinds of just BBQ lol.
What’s your favorite kind of chip? BBQ, Sour Cream, Ranch, Cheddar? Baked, Kettle, Ridges? Waffle, Thin?
Damn you Chip and SadPotato- how can I ever give up chips with the two of you around tempting me with your usernames? *nom nom*
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I love the HECK outta Tyrrell’s Three Bird Roast.
Also Kettle’s Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar is really good.
…now I’m hungry for chips ;~;
Right? That’s how I feel every time I log on to SP
Sad potato chips. Does have a unique ring to it. Perhaps S.P. can market this item?
Ah, I guess the crucial question would be the flavor of said chips.
Ahh… the SadPotato Chips should be a line of chips that are flavored to taste like comfort foods: mac n cheese and such… it can be marketed toward people who are sad and in need of comfort. gotta have a target audience to be successful right?
^ that’s sorta fucked up, like taking advantage of people in need . Bleh >.< gross
Nah, it isn’t that sorta fucked up. I would buy that.
So mac ‘n cheese flavored chips do exist. And guess what else is already on the market, jalapeno mac n cheese.
kelownanow.com/ good_stuff/good_fun/news/Food_Wine/14/10/21/Jalapeno_Mac_N_Cheese_Crowed_Canada_s_Yummiest_new_Lay_s_Chip_Flavour/
Randall Litman beat ya to it. He gets $50K + 1% of all future sales of the jalapeno mac n cheese 😛
@braiN, you’d never make it in marketing – too much compassion and empathy. 😉
“^ that’s sorta fucked up, like taking advantage of people in need . Bleh >.< "
Referring to this.
Hahah maybe so Chip… I have the ideas, but realize the negative side. I once had a job in sales, selling solar. I was one of those annoying people who ambush you while you walk in the door of a store. I quit so fast because it disgusted me.
That’s interesting. . . I wouldn’t last a day in sales. How long did you do that?
A month maybe a bit over that… I started really hating it so I quit.
hm…what would sad potato chips taste like?
I guess it’d be quite onion-y to induce tears. And what else?
No idea, maybe a bit salty to simulate the taste of tears, added with the strong onion flavor.
Hm, so salty, onion-y, and lemon-y. Cuz a SadPotato is a potato that has been handed lemons, right?
Yeah, that can be a potential option. Maybe it wouldn’t taste that bad.
Well, if you look at the ingredients on the bags, most chips contain variations of salt and onions as their primary ingredients. Lemon is a pretty common ingredient too.
Maybe we ought to add tears of a baby to make it more sad lol
eternal, put a ton of Olestra in it. That would make anyone sad
Ha, that’s an excellent idea.
I think there’s an all encompassing bacon sour cream ranch cheddar cheese jalapeño barbecue chip out there somewhere. If not, there should be!
The Chip of All Chips?
Yes!
Would it have magical powers? Turn people into gollums who wants it, no NEEDS it? Oh wait…
OFFICIAL PRODUCT DISCLAIMER :
“This product makes no specific claims as to its efficacy or any possible side effects. The manufacturers cannot be held responsible for transformations of any kind, magical or scientific, and any beings created as a result of the voluntary consumption of The Chip of Chips agree to indemnify McWhack Food Services for damages and future claims as a result of shoddy manufacturing, design, and marketing. We don’t know what we’re doing here, but it makes us money.”
SP Chip lol