Here in Michigan we’ve had a little snow, but mostly a big stretch of sub-zero temperatures.
Single digits or (maybe) teens in the daytime, and negatives at night.
Gghhh.
Unfortunately, unlike snowflakes, we can’t just melt and disappear. *Poof. Nope, some of us have to suffer for years/decades/lifetime. Yes, I know, I sound like a ray of sunshine this week. Wait, sunshine also kills snowflakes…
Speaking of penguin pee- I’ve watched a lot of documentaries and nature shows on penguins. These critters must be peeing in the oceans cuz the ice they show them on are always perfectly clean, clear white snow/ice. No yellow spots on the ground at all. Strange, eh? Unless they’re the cleanest penguins on the planet…
I hadn’t thought about that, but yeah… hm.
Maybe they think “Do I wanna pee in front of my friends here on the ice, or jump in that giant pool and pee there instead?”
Their bladder says “Whatever! Pee in the pool! What’s the worst that could happen?”
Then when they’re finally done, a killer whale eats them.
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This short comic put a smile on my face. I guess I’m the one snowflake that falls very heavily.
I might be the one that’s scared of heights.
Also the one who hates freezing.
… if a snowflake searched for temperatures above freezing, would that be snowflake suicide?
Nasty snow storm coming my way tomorrow. Winter just started and already I am longing for spring!!
Here in Michigan we’ve had a little snow, but mostly a big stretch of sub-zero temperatures.
Single digits or (maybe) teens in the daytime, and negatives at night.
Gghhh.
Thanks for the chuckle! I’m the snowflake that trips over the other snowflakes.
Careful, you’ll break off one of the six pointy arms.
Unfortunately, unlike snowflakes, we can’t just melt and disappear. *Poof. Nope, some of us have to suffer for years/decades/lifetime. Yes, I know, I sound like a ray of sunshine this week. Wait, sunshine also kills snowflakes…
Sunshine, flamethrowers, polar bear breath, snowmobile exhaust, penguin pee…..
The planet is full of horrific snowflake death.
Speaking of penguin pee- I’ve watched a lot of documentaries and nature shows on penguins. These critters must be peeing in the oceans cuz the ice they show them on are always perfectly clean, clear white snow/ice. No yellow spots on the ground at all. Strange, eh? Unless they’re the cleanest penguins on the planet…
I hadn’t thought about that, but yeah… hm.
Maybe they think “Do I wanna pee in front of my friends here on the ice, or jump in that giant pool and pee there instead?”
Their bladder says “Whatever! Pee in the pool! What’s the worst that could happen?”
Then when they’re finally done, a killer whale eats them.
I bet some have watched too many Hollywood movies and are now terrified of landing on tongues.
LOL!