Everyone’s favorite fuck up

Yep it’s me again, Margaret.  The local fuck up. I have added to my list of fuck ups, and I have a new idea I am developing. I have put a lot of thought into this, put things in place and planning for it. I have secured life insurance for my wife and daughter. They will want for nothing. I have read the fine print on the policy to make sure self inflicted homicide is covered. I have established lines of credit that my wife can use after I am gone for her convenience. I have written a letter to them both. All that is left is to do the deed. I am planning this event. I want to be completely alone. Not even my dog here. So my wife and daughter need to be gone out for a while with the dog in tow. It sounds like the only realistic circumstances under which this would actually play out is a situation of chance. That can’t happen. It needs planned.  It needs more development.