Tell me something to make me feel better. Not the usual “everything will work out and be fine” stuff we always hear bc apparently, everything has NOT worked out well for most of us here on SP.
Maybe a joke. Maybe some funny story. Maybe a link to a YT short. Feeling bleh. -_-
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https://youtu.be/6a5ERQ3lO6Y?si=blgcjZAAuJpUr972
I have a mischievous and immature sense of humor. So, I LOVE prank calls! I listen to a prank call show called The Snow Plow Show, and have for over a decade now (Jesus, Im old).
You will not be disappointed, many laughs to be had! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do
Well, I was wondering whether I should share this one;
https://youtu.be/n-NnxdZqPOE?si=NgrfpINgfpNbSOwp
I really like Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction just for Jonathan Frakes. According to my wife both me and my dad look and sound like him.
I don’t know what’s funny anymore, some stories stick with me. This one was a guy who had a verbal agreement with a hardware store to haul off their pallets, but the security guards didn’t believe it and eventually it escalated to one of them shooting him…..
but they didn’t have the permit to carry the gun, so they got sentenced to life in prison, and the company got sued for millions
I liked the part where the cops pulled up and the guy’s wife is screaming at the security guard, and the security guard says “This isn’t worth $18 an hour.”
Oh and he wasn’t even trying to get pallets at the time, him and his wife just wanted to buy some flowers… so the guy was just trying to hustle and grind, which you practically have to do these days….
security guy was an ass and got what he had coming. I think it’s a funny story in a morbid sort of way.
I wrote another comment but it’s in moderation limbo, most likely because it includes an external link. I do however have another funny story to share;
I’ve been writing more, it really does help to get the thoughts out of my head and onto the page. I use a site called Quora. Anyway there are a lot of nuts on there. The format is usually that someone puts up a question and I write a response. Then someone can upvote or comment. There are good people there too, for fairness I think I have to say that.
So I just write on things that I find interesting, and this question came up on the gender of God, and my literal first thing I said was “people are going to get mad.” I ended up writing a theist answer and saying that God creates humans in his image, so they would be all presentations of gender
Sure enough the first response is telling me I’m committing blasphemy and don’t understand scripture. HA! There is no scripture at all about the gender of God, none at all. God doesn’t have sexual organs.
It gave me a chuckle, because I said they’d come for me, for not saying God is an old man with a beard.