Hello, I’m Herowanted and thank you for applying for the position of hero. I am here this morning after a pathetically desperate attempt to seek help (after all, who answers their phone at two a.m.?!) and look for those capable of saving me. I’ll start with myself and then move on to a few questions. My story is, oh, so typical so I shall keep it short and sour:
My broken-home birth left my words solemn from the first sentence. The alcoholism, verbal abuse and, sometimes, accidental physical harm that came upon me lasted until my mid-teens and, by then, I’d learn to cut, drink, fuck […]