Planning on jumping off a bridge late tonight
I went into the supermarket earlier to get some food to take with me on the long drive there… absently grabbed a box of crackers off the shelf. It wasn’t until I got home that I saw what was written on the box:
‘Mary’s Gone Crackers’
‘Mary’ happens to be close enough to my name to send me into hysterical laughter. It was nice to forget about everything for one brief moment.
And apparently the crackers taste terrible. Should have gotten candy or something.
Oh, the sweet irony.
Such is life.