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Funnyish Update

by badfish
written by badfish

So I mentioned in my giant self absorbed rant last week that I had a date set up for Monday (yesterday).  Anyway, pretty funny story.  I didn’t really want to go, not that I was nervous but we just didn’t really click when we spoke.  Anyway, we said we’d meet late on Monday and she’d text me letting me know where to meet her.  So Sunday I left my phone in my car while I was at a get together.  When I came back to it, this is what I saw (word for word):

Girl (Message 1) 6 PM: “I can’t make it on Monday but […]

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Cut my throat out…

by BevFknNutts
written by BevFknNutts

 

My Life Just Needs To End…

 Well I’m 16 now but 4 1/2 half years ago my life started to change… For the worst.

 It was my 8th grade year I was so excited to grow up and be a “teenager” I knew a lot of people but didn’t have many friends I kinda kept to myself and my sister got me into weed so I thought I was the only one who smoked at my school. I kept it a secret from even my Bestfriend at a time… But then I met this girl and her name was Alex omg she was amazing she became closer […]

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Foiled at Beachy Head beware the Chaplains

by Turniphead
written by Turniphead

Hi there I checked into a nice hotel on the waterfront in Eastbourne to plan to grab a taxi to Beachy Head. Unfortunately I got to the cliff edge and was approached by the dreaded Chaplains who then proceeded to call the Police and I was put in a cell for 7 hrs “for my own safety”. Which was not a lot of fun. I was searched and detained. The cops were super pleasant and felt good that they had saved my ass. The police in Eastbourne are all oddly good looking and it was like a scene form csi NY.

I then was assessed by […]

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Something to Make You Laugh (maybe)

by notinteresting1
written by notinteresting1

Although I am very depressed at the moment, most of my previous posts are just long rants about that so I decided that, for Easter, I would post a true, Easter-related, funny story. Perhaps it will make you laugh, perhaps it won’t, either way it’s just a silly story from a girl desperate to *cough* check out early.

PS (I am not religious, this may offend those that are for my ignorance within the story).

When I was a child most Primary schools in Britain were somehow religious, even my school, which was not stated as religious, was run by a Christian headmaster who encouraged us to […]

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