How To Throw A Football

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My name is J.  I was born in Portland, OR on January 22nd, 1988.  My father’s name was Cris, my mother’s name is Laura.  They were both 34 when they had me.  To the outside world, they were practically the perfect couple (as I am told).  My father played college football, was of genius level intelligence, tall and handsome, and loved by all.  My mother was a petite 5 foot 5 brunette, who was a State champion swimmer in Highschool, and met my father while waitressing in Portland.  However, despite all these stories I was told, I found it hard to believe any of it […]