Yes :3 XD I found some old drawings I did I’m thinking about putting them here on SP but I don’t want to cringe for the day XD being like I really regret that decision i’m gonna go find a brick wall and smash my head against it repeatedly >.<
Yeah i’m told i’m a heavy sleeper but that ain’t the case with my nephew and niece around it’s annoying because my niece will wake up like 3-4 times in the night from like 1-4 in the morning and I hear when she even moves in her sleep and I hold my breath when she wakes up so she will go back to sleep but then I have to end up getting up anyway so my logic fails me >.< right now my nephew's butt is in my face…. He's trying to do flips on the couch and my face is at butt level XD
Today i met a girl named darla so at the hospital There waa a fish tank so i took her to it and i wispered * to these fish your are there worst nightmare*
Me to i was 13 and i got so drunk i dont touch t tequila because of that night my dad found out and pour tequilia on me the next moring i was sick for two days
Especially when its you’re 5 year old nephew who keeps doing it even though you tell him to stop. I told him I’ll turn off the tv but now his butt is back in my face -.- I love life XD
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I wonna do that
my text says your gf likes me better.. I’m actually nice..
Yeah but where do I hide the body? XD
in a huge tortilla
XD *rolls off of couch/sofa*
because of laughter?
Lmaoo
Yes :3 XD I found some old drawings I did I’m thinking about putting them here on SP but I don’t want to cringe for the day XD being like I really regret that decision i’m gonna go find a brick wall and smash my head against it repeatedly >.<
hey @AS winter wanted me to tell you when you say BANG BANG into the room.. she sees you in combat boots
XD I need a new pair of combat boots so badly… :3
we will have to send you some..
Yes you must XD also i’m back!!! anyone notice I suddenly disappeared? No? Oh well I had to go make some sandwiches for the family >.<
lol…I noticed.. I was like where my tartie go…I got a sammich too
XD yay for sammich’s
what kind did u have
Same I had yesterday ham and cheese with s&p chips :3 I had to make 2 pbj’s for my niece and nephew… -3-
i had cheese avacado
And now I have to go get ready and put my fake smile on for the real world >.< i'm not going for like a possible 45 mins though hopefully.
Were ar you going ?
Im upset you wanna talk
Yeah I do sorry I fell asleep I’m so tired XD
missed u
Awww! Miss you too :3 *hands you a waffle and flies off*
Its ok im tired too. You have a good dream?
I had a dream that I was falling then I had a spasm in my sleep and woke up…
You have alot of food to give out. AS
XD I sure do *throws a carrot and rides off on a unicorn*
That good thing your body was going numb means you wear in deep sleep
Yeah i’m told i’m a heavy sleeper but that ain’t the case with my nephew and niece around it’s annoying because my niece will wake up like 3-4 times in the night from like 1-4 in the morning and I hear when she even moves in her sleep and I hold my breath when she wakes up so she will go back to sleep but then I have to end up getting up anyway so my logic fails me >.< right now my nephew's butt is in my face…. He's trying to do flips on the couch and my face is at butt level XD
How old are they ?
Niece is 3, Nephew is 5 he keeps laughing at me -n- I DON”T WANT HIS BUTT IN MY FACE
I was with my six year old nephew all day i was so close to wipoing then he turned into gentlmen
Dose your unicorn poop rainbows
I kinda want to find out but then again I don’t *farts skittles* …. Ummm possibly?
THe Unicorn I forgot to mention Im on a phone waiting for my laptop to start up
Did you fart skittles. Or the unicorn
lol…thot u meant you for a minute was getting excited
UGHHHHH MANY TYPOS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO FIXXXXXXXXXXX FUCK IT cbf *grabs nyan cat rides to space* You get my point…. I hope XD…. I DON”T FART SKITTLES
Darn it if you it would make extra special* taste my rainbow * lol
XD super effective on enemies *grabs unicorn* TASTE THE RAINBOW *unicorn farts skittles*
I was like thats how she got all this food to give lol
Nah I just have magical pantries and fridges XD
Aw you have any extra to spare
Ummm no XD…. Imagination *spongebob rainbow hand motion*
I can’t ruin my oaty raisiny goodness with skittles can I? XD
no way…I wouldn’t want that…bestie
XDD Neither do I
Im not sure it might to get sicky
kupo AS is my oatey raisin pop tart
*derp face* oaty goodness O3O XD
right
See I know my place XD
What sportsnut
attemptedsuicide is my oatey raisiny pop tart
Ok do they make those irl I would try it.
I don’t think so?
nope she is only one
I’m one of a kind sorry XD I can live in your pantry if you like? :3
u can or can’t?
Oh wait I forgot I’m still in your pantry Nut XD
I take you out and look at u some
Today i met a girl named darla so at the hospital There waa a fish tank so i took her to it and i wispered * to these fish your are there worst nightmare*
I c
XDDDD I feel bad I laughed way too hard at this.
She was horrified poor kid im to evil
My nephew started to scream you killed nemo I almost peed myslef
XDDDD
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
No eating here to night you on a diet. Best movie ever
If wake up one day and go to grab cereal and girl with bule hair with paper sigh. Saying im a pop tart . I dont think i will be surprised.
XD I have blue and orange hair I tried taking a picture of my hair but my phone camera is shit and makes the blue look darker than it is IRL -.-
I. Had blue hair once only in the back so it only showed when it was up.
-3- My nephew is trying to lick my feet he ended up licking my hand he is a lil weirdo XD
lol..grannies have blue hair…but grannies r hot
-_- whut o-O
I licked my gfs feet b4
… o-o *Ron Burgundy voice* well that escalated quickly …
omg AS u r only person in world funny as me
age don’t matter hehe
Some times it dose lol ever seen yes man lol
Yes! XD
yes..which part
Were he sleeps with the really old lady
I 4got what happened
Ew my cousin has a fear of feet. Like a real phobia its real i googled it
snap.. I love feey
(*peeks in*)
(*realizes I’m interrupting*)
(*quietly leaves*)
Lol come back join the weirdness
NOPE YOU AIN”T LEAVING THAT EASY *confetti and fireworks* Welcome to the weirdness Cord <3 missed you XD
we be weird..holla
just talkin bout feel and old lady lovin
Lmao im laughing to hard my huband is giveing me wierd looks
im sure you fugured out by now Nut is a fuuuunnnnyyyy fella
Nutella? IDK I have food on the brain XDDDDD
you should try sportsnutella
feet
Yes you are lol
either laugh or cry.. i wanna laugh
XDDD this whole conversation definitely took a turn for the better XDDDD
heeeee cuz wee here
Are any of us this much fun in real life * just got deep*
lol sometimes…
What is life? XDDD
I killed the convo. Im sorry
no u didnt
im pretty amazing when i sleep
I dont get it im slow when comes to the things
u asked if we were fun irl i said ya in my dreams..lol
Ohhhh
Am I hungry. What did I eat today* stares off in to food thought*
XDDD Is it bad when I actually want to know what you ate today?
Lmaooo idk a bite of an omelette and chiken tenders
I want chicken tenders now >.< but Burger King don't do delivery XD
i want fried tofu
I didn’t eat any breakfast, lunch, or dinner, and finally had a sandwich before I settled down into bed.
Im like one those i had two lunches
hey buddy i offered AS some of your sportsnuttela
^^thats 4 cordy
HEY! Please don’t eat me XDD
naughty
oooohhhh u in ber?
As im not sure the place out side of sp
sp is real world for me now
I have to agree forget reality hello (from the otherside!!!!!) SP ^-^
Yea me to I feel beeter here than i do when im bot loged on
Is it bad or good when I say I feel this site and the cool friends I have made has saved me (so far) from my inner demons?
lol no..has for most of us
It goood i wish I found this site years ago
meee 2
Same
I do wish it would take all the demons away.
meee too
Hey old were you when you started drinking …if you drink
i had some at 13 not too much now
Me to i was 13 and i got so drunk i dont touch t tequila because of that night my dad found out and pour tequilia on me the next moring i was sick for two days
mee too
I had some at 13 also but I drink alot of the demons but since I found this site it’s slowly becoming less and less -3-
Hello SP!
hey cutie
Hey Nutty
oooohhhh nutty
My Nutty twin.
best not 4get…wondertwin powers activate
Hands you your cape…
ha u r wind beneath my cape
That’s just yesterday’s tacos.
ha…. c twiny ur catchin on…very well played
I’m witty now, must be a newly acquired super power.
we are getting our other twins attributes
Hello from this side *moves to a different side* HELLOOO FROM THE OTHERSIIIIIIIDE and yes I will keep making this joke XD
Nice one
I drank a little bit at 15 or 16, not much. All I drink now is beer.
Hey welcome *hands you a sparkler*
Ooooh Sparkles
AS is my oatey raisiny pop tart
I still drink i just like booze vodka runs threw my veins
I only like to drink at home. Bars are not my thing.
bars r yuck
MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -3- that song is in my head XDDDDD
And now i’m watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse XDD
yeeeee haaaaa
Thanks AS, I got Adele stuck in my head. At least she has a nice voice.
i dont like her anymore …sell out
I lovvvve her love
It’s funny to joke about her though… My nephew farted on my foot >.<
holla!!! foot fart!!
Your nephew farted on your foot…?
Mousca miska micky mouse
I watch to much disney jr for21 year old
There’s never enough disney jr
Goofy skated down the hill. Yeah! You jump,ski and crawl man! You can do it! Crawl through the rock XD
Tomorrow is Pay Day!
I love that game! Oh wait XD
yay!!! twin gift!!
It’s the oats I tell you XD
mm mm love mee oats
I have a good one in the works actually.
a good toot workin ?
No, way better
AS what size shoes do you wear?
XDDD I’m self conscious bout my feet size I has bigger feet than my Mom >n<
Well actually it varies between shoes XD
Well I only ask because I have a pair of boots I’m never gonna wear, not combat, but cool af regardless. Size 6 us size
I’m a size 9 nz good luck converting I cbf XD
When my little brother if you pisses him off he would piss and shit on your furniture and in your pool
……………… That’s nice? I don’t know what to say here *grabs jetpack and flies off* Nothing to do here….
best not leavr
What? Sorry he was upset but that’s just too funny
And he give you look I own you a with a smirk but it was weired he looked like an angel b blonde hair light brown eyes and really really white
Witch was weird my family is dark. Skined
lol doesnt everyone ?
Im a 7 but i lost weight in my feet idk why but all my shoes are little to big
Yeah they are a small 6 really too small for my feet
Ugh do you hate it when people grind their teeth right by your ears? It really grinds my gears *insert Peter Griffin pic* i’m just gonna leave now XD
don’t gooo
I hate that noise
Especially when its you’re 5 year old nephew who keeps doing it even though you tell him to stop. I told him I’ll turn off the tv but now his butt is back in my face -.- I love life XD
bum in face..hehe
Ok well good night guys talk to tomorrow. Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams are made of this XD Mkay nighty night kupo
nice song
Good night! Talk to you soon
nite
BigZero wrote a song for all of us here. Did anyone listen to it? It’s awesome.
Not yet, but I will
Hazy I love the sunflowers
Watching two and a half men, the first episode apparently.
nice…that what i call the boys
Haha
ya like that did ya?
Ugh I have to go cook dinner but I cbf -.-