Accidents happen…just not to me

  November 14th, 2011 by carotid

I really, really, really want a car to hit me and kill me. I really want a tree to fall on my house and crush me in my sleep. I really want to get mugged in a parking lot and left to die.


Is that weird? I really want that because then my family won’t be wondering if they did something wrong or if I was just a fuck up. But I sometimes want that. Is that weird, too?

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