I remember reading somewhere about an account of a body found with perfect circular holes in the skull… or something to that effect. They later determined that the person in question had taken an m-80 (?) and taped pennies around it and lit it in his mouth.
How does one breath in that condition? I would hope a police officer would have enough compassion to just fucking shoot me rather than tell me some bullshit like ……..”its okay son the ambulance is on its way”…….. I would be more pissed than hurt if it were me and a cop said that….
I can “imagine,” but i doubt i’d get close to the reality.
It’s like trying to imagine “realistically,” just how far “93 Billion light years” really is.
I don’t know if it’s entirely accurate, but i heard something about light taking ~8 minutes to travel from it’s origin point on the sun, to the surface of earth. Light. Eight minutes.
How far can light travel in 93 billion years?
I wonder how many orders of magnitude worse M80guy’s pain was, than my worst migraine?
oh shit a fucking wood chipper?…..this thread is turning into a saw movie….fuck that if I have to go in ….put me in head first….feet first is just pure brutal torture….and what if it got clogged and stopped while it was up to your upper thighs?
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Sounds like you’re preparing for a crazy jackalope hunting trip.
@lorax LOL
you, sir, have one wicked sense of humor. ^^
Nice.
Bah, i shouldn’t have posted so fast.
“It’s not over-thinking until your head explodes.”
Exploded head. Check!
((in a totally calloused, low, grumbly, man-with-a-past style voice, and with an utterly stoic, half-squinted non-expression))
“I’ve seen worse. You’ll be fine.”
(In a very inadequate, self-loathing, pitiful, just-me kinda voice, and blank, unamused stare)
Well son-of-a-bit….ect. ect.
“Jackalope” …that’s the elusive animal we have running around my town!! 😳
I like the picture….it looks like the result of a stick of dynamite attached to your neck
For some reason, I’m under the impression that there would be a whole lot of nothing left after a dynamite necktie.
Dress to “kill”
*ba dum tss*
I remember reading somewhere about an account of a body found with perfect circular holes in the skull… or something to that effect. They later determined that the person in question had taken an m-80 (?) and taped pennies around it and lit it in his mouth.
I think it was in the Big Book of Death.
Ha. Punny. Very punny.
I can deal with pain.
But an m80 in my mouth, and lit!
That’s beyond sadistic.
@Odd lol…..perhaps I should have went with “M-80”
Ah… hm.
I did a search for suicide by m80 and they had pictures.
I did not really need to see those pictures but i looked anyway.
don’t go look.
@Pain…apparently, you can accomplish plenty with half the mess. (;
@roak……Dammit …..next time I will heed the warning….luckily my food was already digested ….
*tempted tempted tempted*
…..*temptation gone*
I had to look.
it looked like the guy had a face full of mashed cherries….
That’s …….
I think somebody might have been exaggerating when they reported perfect circles from the m-80.
Yeah. I closed the link when i spotted.. questioned and then confirmed the location of his eyes.
I just REALLY hope death was instantaneous.
Can you imagine if it wasn’t?
Christ. If he thought life, leading up to that point in time, was bad, those last few moments had to be living hell.
I have no mouth and….. I really could do with a whole lot of screaming right now.
How does one breath in that condition? I would hope a police officer would have enough compassion to just fucking shoot me rather than tell me some bullshit like ……..”its okay son the ambulance is on its way”…….. I would be more pissed than hurt if it were me and a cop said that….
I can “imagine,” but i doubt i’d get close to the reality.
It’s like trying to imagine “realistically,” just how far “93 Billion light years” really is.
I don’t know if it’s entirely accurate, but i heard something about light taking ~8 minutes to travel from it’s origin point on the sun, to the surface of earth. Light. Eight minutes.
How far can light travel in 93 billion years?
I wonder how many orders of magnitude worse M80guy’s pain was, than my worst migraine?
You know what else i can’t really imagine?
Wood chipper. Feet first.
oh shit a fucking wood chipper?…..this thread is turning into a saw movie….fuck that if I have to go in ….put me in head first….feet first is just pure brutal torture….and what if it got clogged and stopped while it was up to your upper thighs?
Yeesh. Now I’m thinking of the film ‘Fargo.’
Dark humour. Very, very dark.
“…this thread is turning into a saw movie…”
“Yeesh. Now I’m thinking of the film ‘Fargo.’”
LOL!
I love how… Northern, everyone is, in ‘Fargo.’
New Coen brothers film coming out soonish.. that’s something to look forward to.
Want another wonderful injury to ponder? at work there’s always the risk of de-gloving.
I have actually been to Fargo, North Dakota. I didn’t see any woodchippers, though.
I’ve also been to Fargo. There was snow. A shit-ton of snow. But alas, I also saw no woodchippers.