Who cares – NOBODY IMPORTANT!

Life has been such bullshit! I haven’t been equipped with the tools to deal with it and I just don’t give shit to fuck with it no more and I have been dealt a fair share to deal with! I understand that my life is important. I really do. I have a large family but my family is important to them only so far as I don’t kill myself. That being said, I would really like to kill myself. They are truly important to me so I have to make my death look accidental. I have never been into drugs or anything “bad” so no OD’s. I am a fantastic driver, even drunk, so no car accidents. I am not an adventurer, so no deaths by misadventure. Leaves very little I know but I don’t wanna suffer either. I don’t want to have time to think about my family or how sad they will be for  a week or two. Any help out there?