Do suicide pacts work?
Unless you’re a banana, of course.
A friend of mine sent this to me.
They clearly know more about me than they should.
The thing is, they’re convinced if I ever decide to take the plunge into the unknown, they’re going with me.
The problem, they’re perfectly content with life and living and blah blah blah.
Obviously, I won’t be letting that happen.
Anyhow. Thoughts. Kgo.
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Hmmm, maybe they just thought it was funny and don’t actually know you’re suicidal. When we have something to hide we tend to automatically think everything is a direct personal attack (we meaning humans in general). Maybe it just struck their fancy; it is rather funny. Ugh but it says “pack” where it should say “pact”. Sorry if I just ruined it for other people that stuff just grinds my GEARS.
If they were perfectly content with living, why in the hell would they want to end their life? Do they realize that that’s it…like there’s no going back. Maybe they’re not quite as peachy as they seem? Or maybe they don’t really wanna end it.
Personally I’d never make a pact with anyone because there’s just something eerie about it. I’m sure it won’t feel so wonderful alone either but this would just be something I’d need to be alone for. I don’t want anyone to see me *do the deed* or whatever either. It’d be horrifying and if they decided not to…to live with that. I just don’t know. It’s just less messy alone.
It was sent in good humor.
I would have laughed more if pact was used instead of pack.
I may be a grammar Nazi.
She definitely meant no harm.
I’m all about doing my “thing” all alone.
Other people complicate things.
There’s no “we” in suicide?
Lol.
Jesus.
I should really sleep more.
ahhahaha nothing like bad grammar to kill the mood. LOL true but there’re two I’s 😮 complicating things now. yeah I’m tired, idk why I haven’t closed my laptop yet. I also have to pee before I go to bed but I’m so dreading the 10 foot walk to the bathroom…life is so hard
Damn you!
Those two I’s are going to haunt me.
But being separated by a “c” has to mean something.
Ten feet is just ridiculous.
This explains that whole “bed-pan” epidemic they had going on in the 1800’s.
Let’s not bring up the whole “outdoor plumbing not being available” argument.
It’s irrelevant at 1:19 in the morning.
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It’s just got to.
Tell me about it!!! Thanks for sympathizing I really needed it with my firstworldproblems
Lol, imagine how irrelevant it is to me here at 3:20 in the morning… we’re obviously from different timezones
Well done, Sherlock!
The mystery of the time zones has been solved!
Regardless, outdoor plumbing will still be irrelevant to me when 3:27 rolls around.
Of course, you’ll be looking at 5:28…and shit gets real around then.
Lol.
First world blasphemy!
Shit got so real around 5:28 that I was sleeping. Sorry I passed out on you!
I did feel abandoned.
But I understand the realness of the shit at 5:28.
Sleep always wins.
My archnemesis!