Cutting off my head to spite my country

Wanted to die for several years but hung on out of habit.  Not going to wander off into the woods and die quietly to the sounds of birds tweeting and twigs cracking.  Going to get a large glass bowl and fill it with muriatic acid and then I am going to put my head in it.  I’d like to do this somewhere in public in Washington DC and on camera.  I tried and tried and tried to get with the program and fit my head up my ass but it wouldn’t go … so muriatic bath it is.   I just can’t decide who is most worthy of my pink slime prank.   Ted Cruz?  My note would say “Hey Slickback, you’re a man who likes to get a head.”  That would be cool if he got some on his boots.