Does anyone know if this is possible? Lol
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Suicide by cucumber? Where do you plan on putting the cucumber?
You would definitely score points for originality.
This reminds me of the potato clock.
It absolutely is possible. I actually accomplished it successfully once. Um. I got better, of course. But I did it. It requires that you eat 10,009 cucumbers – they must be fresh, although I theorize that pickles might work in lieu of cucumbers – and must be cut into slices no more than 1/8″ in width. But it is definitely possible.
Oh, did you mean eating too many cucumbers? I thought you meant putting them somewhere else. Forget it.
Shit. Faux pas on my part. Well, on the other method, I know a guy who knows a guy who really, really liked Veggie-Tales… I mean he REALLY liked Veggie-Tales, but this story is probably not appropriate for a family-friendly website such as this. There may be toddlers reading this.
Its all your fault lorax. Your dirty mind is problem.
@Colonel; How were you planning on dying from a cucumber? I know we’re not allowed to discuss methods here, but what sort of “entry point” would yield lethal results?
Wasn’t your name “buttless” before?
I am not planning to die, rubber lip. I am suggesting the method for u to try.
so now Shit or get off the pot!!
Oh. Thank you for sharing such an original idea.
You say you’re not planning on dying? I have bad news for you. You will die someday, just like everyone else currently alive on the planet. Sorry if you didn’t get the memo.
@The Colon: Well, I reckon I’m not the varmit with a name like, “Colon.” Sheesh, you freaking city folk are deviants, practicing your deviations and your preversions.
Blah blah blah. Now shit or get off the pot!
Are you saying that people have to either kill themselves or leave this site? That’s not very nice. Many of the regulars are not actively suicidal (i.e., planning an end-date in the near future), we merely come to this site for camaraderie and distraction with like-minded souls. It is an open forum, after all (more or less). There are lots of great people here.
If this bothers you, you’re free to go elsewhere. 🙂
I ask you to please leave if your sole purpose here is to either spew hate and create dissonance for everyone.
I sure hope you read my open letter before you deleted your post the other night.
It was directed towards you.
So go ahead, redicule me and respond with childish bullshit and more slandering like the school house bully who never grew up.
Potatoes first arrived in Europe from Peru around the end of the 16th century. Potatoes had a significant impact on the population there; at times as much as 1/3 of the populace relied solely on potatoes for sustenance.
But I though Irish people grew potatoes since the dawn of time?
OP is incontinent and needs to use the latrine badly if he’s telling us to get off it. “Colon” suits you well. You’ve got some nerve using a military rank as your name so blatantly and bringing it into disrepute might I add, service personnel (or former as is my case) take great offence to that.
I know you’re just a lowly pleb, but have consideration for the users on SP who actually do have at least half a brain and take your nonsense elsewhere
@The Koji; I just got done reading “How Potatoes Changed the World”. I also read about the Great Potato Famine (Ireland). I was going to write a post about it but it would have been very long and boring. Plus, I couldn’t draw a parallel to suicide (unless you’re starving from a lack of potatoes, which is what happened in Ireland, although that genocide could have been prevented).
Potatoes came from Latin America, they weren’t introduced to Europe until the late 1500’s. It’s a fascinating story if you’re interested. Potatoes really have had a significant impact on humanity.
C4 do post!
I will definetly read! I love information and learning!
I dont think everything on here as to be about suicide and it would be nice to read something Informative! 🙂
@Koji; Thanks for the encouragement, but the last off topic post I wrote was deleted. It was about symbols found in bar codes which help aliens shop for food. (It was intentionally facetious).
Covering the potato story in its entirety would be too time consuming. I would need to use at least 500 words to do potatoes justice. Maybe some other time.
Do you live around Pasadena somewhere? I had a good friend who was from South Pas.
I grew up in San Diego county.
Aww man that sucks.
Well if you do post anything informative you can count that I will read it. 🙂
Im from the Inland Empire actually but I live more closer to Upland/Ontario area.
Hahaha why the question?
You’ve mentioned the Pasadena suicide bridge before, so I assumed you lived nearby.
You ever wonder if popular suicide spots are haunted? I don’t believe or disbelieve in ghosts, but if they exist I wonder if they hang around the spot where they died (if they committed suicide). I think I’d like to check out somewhere scenic, you know just in case I wind up hanging around there for awhile.
Oh yeah I have been there numerous times.
I honestly believe that place is haunted. Im a skeptic but the things I heard and caught on camera over there are pretty profound.
The place has a very weird and dark vibe.
But it is a very beautiful bridge. A bridge I wouldnt mind being mines.
@The Colon: I better not take a dump in there – I mean, when you finally get around to trying some laxatives to clean out all that impacted stool, well… that shit will likely stink to high heaven. I’ll go shit outside and give you some space. By the way, do you have any air freshener? If not, I have a box of it in my kitchen cabinet. You can borrow a can or two if you want, just let me know when you drop the bomb.
@Beatrix: He’s one of the prototypical internet trolls – an apathetic, borderline self-destructive narcissist who, rather than internalizing his self-destructive tendencies, has learned to externalize them by hurling globs of his own shit at people posting to suicide forums (at least, such is his persona online – he’s possibly just a bean-pole nerd with freckles and buck-teeth who hasn’t graduated high school yet). I know his kind well. He might be trying to play it subtle right now, but that will escalate – possibly due to me poking him with the no-no stick repeatedly. And then I shall giggle like a schoolgirl.
School girl giggles hehehehehe!
XD
So true Lorax. You speak the wisdoms. You speak the wisdoms malady.