So, I was filling out my application for my possession and acquisition license (gun license, yay Canada!), and it turns out I need two references, people who have known me for at least three years.
I don’t know anybody except co-workers and I’m not going to ask them. Even if I did have people I could ask, I don’t want them to know that I’m in the process of acquiring a firearm.
Guess I’m going to have to make up a couple references, which is probably a federal offense, and hope they don’t check on my references. I doubt they check the references of every application, and I look like a typical Canadian so I shouldn’t set off any warnings.
I’m also lying on the question regarding depression and suicidal thoughts, so what’s a couple more lies, eh!
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You can’t buy a gun from some thugs?
Are u sure about this fake refrence thing??
I’m not sure how easy it is to get a gun from thugs in Canada. But it is an option if this path doesn’t work out. I know though, if i’m leaving anyways why go the legal route. I guess I just prefer to play by the rules until they get in my way…
As to the references, what’s the worse that can happen? They deny my request? I go to jail? (Doubt it…but it would definitly add some excitement to my life!) I’ll just say, hey, I wrote the info down wrong, I will re-submit.
Well then all the best……
Why don’t you just order ******** instead of a gun?
Meh, my plan as always been shotgun to the head, in the middle of nowhere. Don’t want the body found. Guess I could drug myself in the middle of nowhere…
if a lie avails what the truth won’t, you might as well.
Y dnt u decide first …??? Drugs or gun??
Sounds like shotgun, and then drugs if that doesn’t work out.
LOL BA! Could do the drugs first, then immediately the shotgun. If the gun don’t kill me, at least the drugs will…in theory.
(I am not being pessimist) wat if even the drugs wont ??? U will,land up in extra trouble?!!!!
No, my answer was about availability…..since you’re having trouble getting the gun. And most drugs are not a guaranteed plan. Yeah ******** is pretty much fool proof, but access to it and finding a trusted supplier is very difficult.
I don’t know if it’s going to be trouble to get the gun. Just depends on how well they check my references. Won’t know till I send the application in. Which I will in a couple days once I’ve taken the safety course…
LOL. Just think about going to gun shop and trying out different shotguns.
Barrel fits in my mouth – check!
I can still reach the trigger – check!
Though I assume they will not sell to me after I do try that in the shop 🙂
No getting ******** is very easy. Use your brain (-: I’ve been so long reading on this board and I simply don’t get why there are still people not knowing where to get the N from. There are three trusted sources. Two from Mexico, one from China. There is also potassium cyanide. More I can’t say on here or they ban me and I have to create another account.
hey man could u email me the sources hopelessdreamscape@hotmail.com
@breatheofBrandy Guess I don’t know the right people, or how to verify if they are legitimate.
@K2fraser, there’s a movie called “Sunshine Cleaners”, the opening scene is in a gun shop. The customer asks to see a shotgun. After he gets it, he pulls a shell out of his pocket, chambers it and blows his head off.
When you talked about fitting the barrel in your mouth, reminded me of that scene.
Hot tip: Dr Philip Nitschke
I can’t think of a more higher profile individual to talk about. That guy has made quite the name for himself
What’s your problem if you know him?
I don’t have a problem with him, he’s just constantly under the radar for his outspoken ideas.
You need to check the pending messages that got pulled, someone killswitchon wants you to email them.
“@breatheofBrandy Guess I don’t know the right people, or how to verify if they are legitimate.”
What I mean is if you know his name, then you could know the trustables sources too.
I get most of my information about sources off of the narkive forums. Seems like the customs process from country to country is a problem. Also, if there are only a few sources, they’ve got to be monitored.
The sources are just email adresses. And there is a big community of people who received, may it be in Europe or the US. I’m not in prison.
That’s encouraging 🙂
Seems like you’ve just used it for a sleep aid, you ever going to take a lethal dose?
I’m suffering a very rare type of schizophrenia which is without any hallucinations or delusion. It’s a creeping disease which is not 96,2% not curable. When my time has come I will take a lethal dose.
I wasn’t aware of any mental illness that is curable….only manageable (liberally speaking)
What rare subtype, if I might ask?
Not curable in a sense that it gets worse. I don’t want to fade away and I won’t. Schizophrenia simplex.